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Joe's tips. Living the dream.
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Srsly.
I used to travel on a couple of cheap ass airlines, and it eventually dawned on me that they're not actually affordable because they were based in Reykjavik and Copenhagen, respectively. A slice of pizza at the Copenhagen airport was $20.
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Last time I went on a cruise, they couldn't leave port because the Internet broke lol
I wonder who the genius was that came up with the idea of a boat that can't function without Internet
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Danny is an expert at counting tips.
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*Fiat 500 (Gucci edition)
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May not be much cheaper, but at least their goddamn boarding and cargo doors aren't flying off mid flight 31,000 feet up!
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Anyone else think that "perhaps, more den dat even!" BovineBro's absolute fawwwwkin' refusal and full bore denial to hang that shitty lead lined Chinese knock off the fuck up already and begrudgingly accept that he's not even a 5th rate cover hack has little to nothing to actually do with him thinking he is Jimi Hendrix/Eric Clapton, but instead he can not live down the fact that Ant is the one who landed fame and fortune and is the legit talented one of the two and it's fawwwwkin' killing Joe each and every single day?! Bearing down on him through the decades like a lead lined knock off Chinese coffin lid.
Bovine skull isn't doing this shit for the chump change he gets. He doesn't enjoy playing behind the prop piano and generic velvet ropes to passers by on their way to the cruise ship casino or the buffet. Ol' bow legged nigga can't cope with the reality that it was his lil bro who pulled off the one in a million miracle that afforded bandy legs a care free life of cosplaying musician full time with a $5K stipend that he thought would never run out. Ant told the story on O&A that they were celebrating and partying at the compound house and Ant had to try and goad Bovine Brain out of the corner of one of the rooms while he was pouting and strumming away U2 songs instead of hanging out with everybody else. Ant said he pouted the entire night. My educated guess is it's just one of a thousand times he's done that. Not once has that cocksucker been grateful he isn't squatting over a fucking spackle bucket still to this day.
Bovine skull isn't doing this shit for the chump change he gets. He doesn't enjoy playing behind the prop piano and generic velvet ropes to passers by on their way to the cruise ship casino or the buffet. Ol' bow legged nigga can't cope with the reality that it was his lil bro who pulled off the one in a million miracle that afforded bandy legs a care free life of cosplaying musician full time with a $5K stipend that he thought would never run out. Ant told the story on O&A that they were celebrating and partying at the compound house and Ant had to try and goad Bovine Brain out of the corner of one of the rooms while he was pouting and strumming away U2 songs instead of hanging out with everybody else. Ant said he pouted the entire night. My educated guess is it's just one of a thousand times he's done that. Not once has that cocksucker been grateful he isn't squatting over a fucking spackle bucket still to this day.
Yes Joe, that is really bad for one night. 18 year olds working in restaurants go home with 2-300 per night.
Side note, I’ve only been on one cruise but if I saw a tip jar at every ring of the circus I’d have gotten off the boat in Atlantis and stayed there.
“Fuck you, pay me”. Real Guinea shit.
Let that bad girl do his talkin for him.
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A "childhood pact" that BovineBro will never have to live up to on his end. Convenient for him. That stolen valor potato peeling scoundrel should be sending half of every penny earned straight back to Ant if he is so "childhood pact" loyal. I'd love for someone to ask him regarding all the money he's earned cosplaying as a musician for decades now, why does his end of the pact get to be non existent?! Ant has afforded you the ability to make a pittance playing everyone else's music yet, you don't have to live up to your end of the deal?!
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Perhaps, more den dat even!
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You know they're insulting his appearance in German or whatever as they disdainfully toss a tenner into the obese slob's tip jar, and he politely nods, believing that they truly enjoyed the show and didn't merely feel sorry for him.
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Vacation Frustration: 'German Tourists Make the Most Ridiculous Complaints'
German tourists tend to use precious vacation time hunting for flaws in their vacation packages or accomodations. With the right evidence, they hope to score a discount or reimbursement. Tourism expert Karl Born talks to SPIEGEL ONLINE about what makes German complaints especially unique.
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"Schauen Sie sich den fettleibigen Amerikaner an, der in Lumpen gekleidet ist wie ein großer, fetter Kerl. Seine widerlichen Achselhöhlen bringen mich zum Erbrechen."I wonder how many of this cruise's complaints will feature the Rock'n'Roll Ruminant.Vacation Frustration: 'German Tourists Make the Most Ridiculous Complaints'
German tourists tend to use precious vacation time hunting for flaws in their vacation packages or accomodations. With the right evidence, they hope to score a discount or reimbursement. Tourism expert Karl Born talks to SPIEGEL ONLINE about what makes German complaints especially unique.
"Geben Sie dem Idioten zehn Euro, vielleicht könnte er sich ein Deo kaufen. Was für ein klassenloses Stück Scheiße."