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Joe’s Pizzeria 14st

No

I'll consider it. I'd still like a phone call first.
Funny enough I still have my old number. Fair enough I’m also not a man of the people. Fuck them. I’m not down for a phone call though. I hope that’s not an immediate squash. Again, I have no intention of being combative. If anything you can reverse the goof back on me by not showing. Would be a great swerve.
 

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
Funny enough I still have my old number. Fair enough I’m also not a man of the people. Fuck them. I’m not down for a phone call though. I hope that’s not an immediate squash. Again, I have no intention of being combative. If anything you can reverse the goof back on me by not showing. Would be a great swerve.
Explain why you're so opposed to a phone call. You can use a burner number.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
How about this compromise: Puerto Vallarta in North Bergen? It's neutral ground, about halfway between the two eateries and has great reviews. You both drive 20-25 minutes each way, have some loffs and hash things out over some fresh tortilla chips and salsa.
 
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