Joe’s latest concert extravaganza inspired by Owen A

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

'Salad or chips', whichever is fine. They're both vegetables so pretty much the same thing.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

When your band's selling points include "Dancing still permitted on the dance floor" and the 15 minute intermission, you know you're on the wrong path in life. But at least Moose Member Jenn Micheline will be there. She's not easy to get. Not even for a gig at the Moose Lodge, where she is a member.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Shine on, you stupid diamond

 

[satanssockpuppet]

This is a direct response to all the comments here about how Joe has no longtime friends in the business who will hook him up with gigs or help him out.

It sure reads that way, doesn't it? Apparently, he cajoled a few of the Moose Lodge regulars into "jamming" with him, which makes the whole thing seem even sadder and more pitiful. It's such an obvious display of desperation and arrogance, still trying to make the "Solo Joe" brand happen.

 

[JamieConway]

I would love to know how many venues read this shit and had a long laugh before chucking it in the bin and never thinking of this bloviating cow again.

 

[guest]

Unironically i would like to attend this

I go see "tribute" bands in my local small venue, some aren't bad, I saw the guy from Extreme who has an Eagles tribute and a guy do a good Joe Walsh as well. It was fun, my wife isn't even 40 so she wasn't really into it, but thought the sounded tight. I enjoy bands in bars.... shoot me.

 

[Harry Powell]

I go see "tribute" bands in my local small venue, some aren't bad, I saw the guy from Extreme who has an Eagles tribute and a guy do a good Joe Walsh as well. It was fun, my wife isn't even 40 so she wasn't really into it, but thought the sounded tight. I enjoy bands in bars.... shoot me.

I don’t mind cover bands. But this seems like a big event for Joe and I find it hilarious that it’s at the Moose. I honestly want to see a BroJoe show before he hangs it up.

 

[guest]

I don’t mind cover bands. But this seems like a big event for Joe and I find it hilarious that it’s at the Moose. I honestly want to see a BroJoe show before he hangs it up.

His 2U played a local theater in Michigan near our cottage a few years ago. To give you perspective Ted Nugent palys there every other year or so. It seats maybe 300, but it's a nice place. I only realized afterwards.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

I called the Moose Lodge up to ask what time the Solo Joe show starts.

They replied, "What time can you get here?"


Hmmmm hrmmmph

 

[Gay Faggot.]

His 2U played a local theater in Michigan near our cottage a few years ago. To give you perspective Ted Nugent palys there every other year or so. It seats maybe 300, but it's a nice place. I only realized afterwards.

Joe is going to start bragging about being contemporaries with the nooge.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

4 double bedded rooms for 4 band members? Black AND White towels? What would happen if they were just white?

Are these just oddly specific request to make sure they actually read the rider like requiring all green M&Ms?

Nigger thinks he's van halen

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

I don’t mind cover bands. But this seems like a big event for Joe and I find it hilarious that it’s at the Moose. I honestly want to see a BroJoe show before he hangs it up.

I hope he hangs it up . . . From a beam in the attic. Too bad Layla will beat him there first

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

His good friend “Harmonica player Freddy”. Such a good friend he doesn’t know his last name

Freddy Harmons, whatever happened with him.....

 

[guest]

I would love to know how many venues read this shit and had a long laugh before chucking it in the bin and never thinking of this bloviating cow again.

They don’t even read it. No venue will be entertaining a rider from someone at Joe’s level. They might put some bottles of water out which Joe will claim as a win.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

5 star minimum, so a 7 or 8 star would be OK if you want.

I’ve never understood this. Isn’t 5 stars the max?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

They don’t even read it. No venue will be entertaining a rider from someone at Joe’s level. They might put some bottles of water out which Joe will claim as a win.

Excuse me sir, this is clearly a medium sized ham sandwich with cheddar. You have 20 minutes to rectify this situation.

 

[guest]

I’ve never understood this. Isn’t 5 stars the max?

Yes, that’s the joke. And he calls Days Inn or sow similar place 5 star.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yes, that’s the joke. And he calls Days Inn or sow similar place 5 star.

How is it a joke if it’s his actual rider? Could he possibly be that stupid? I’ll hang up and listen.

 

[Meownaw]

The 60 minutes makes me howl the most. Wouldn't want them to hear how poorly they butchered those songs.