Joe claiming he’s consulting with 3r337 h4x0rz is the kind of absurd shit I live for.
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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"That from a pro hacker". Clearly Joe is talking to someone who knows the secret Ctrl+Shift+Esc command.
fucking ribs
If it were Pat in Joe’s position, he’d lean in hard on this shit right here:
But even Joe has by this point accepted that he is not well-liked enough to achieve this. Shit this guy is depressing as fuck.
But even Joe has by this point accepted that he is not well-liked enough to achieve this. Shit this guy is depressing as fuck.
“Sue him for deformation!” Exit: fawk someone already beat me to it!
Joe and his friends are ON THE CASE.
Inside info lol. This also got me good:
Nice insulting the guy’s parents publicly and saying their sister raised them. That said the Cumia parents were completely degenerate and abusive pieces of shit. I am mildly surprised those two didn’t OD in their teens.
Inside info lol. This also got me good:
Nice insulting the guy’s parents publicly and saying their sister raised them. That said the Cumia parents were completely degenerate and abusive pieces of shit. I am mildly surprised those two didn’t OD in their teens.
Jesus Christ I always miss something. Faaaawkin hilarious.
Edit: Joe Qumia is setting the record STRAIGHT!!!!!
Edit: Joe Qumia is setting the record STRAIGHT!!!!!
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I always come back to this thread for a belly laugh.
I don’t remember anything about this but it absolutely killed me. Apparently Joe set the record STRAIGHT at some point.I always come back to this thread for a belly laugh.
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Why every board on the site doesn't ban together to turbo-fuck with Joe is beyond me.
We got lost.
I'm all for the humour the Pat Saga brings because it's beyond surreal, and he's a fascinating case study, but the Joe Cumia Experience, nothing tops that.
Except for his Daddy's down at the Big Apple.
I think too many of the quality posters have been banded.
Really?
Scorch made his comeback last week and NPS spent all Friday talking about how shitty Pat and Jackie are. We know, Dan. We know.
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To Dan, scorch is just a fireworks salesman who pat mentioned in a tweet one time. If i recall, someone kept making weird news jokes on his podcast and dan didnt get them.