Joe is stealing leftover food on the cruise 😆👍

[TorpidSloth]

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From his own video of his cabin, he's already diabetic.

What kind of idiot would eat cookies in that position? Oh yeah...

 

[Professor Rape]

What kind of idiot would eat cookies in that position?

 

[Humanatee]

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If you wanted to demonstrate to somebody how dumb Joe Cumia is, that post alone would accomplish it. What an absolute fucking retard to think that tacky shite will ever be worth anything.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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“Blinded by their emotions” but he brays on Facebook work CAPS and EMOJIS about N people and LIBTARDS

 

[PorqueDealer]

Joe's a simple man. He carries his cookies in a pringles container and he heads off to moo at the veg market. boat lounge

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He’s also become very brazen in the last few days.

We need to start alerting Princess Cruise Lines about such online behavior

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

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From his own video of his cabin, he's already diabetic.

Diabetic...teeth falling out...bad ventilation in the room...makes me wonder if Joe's already got a sore on his foot that he'll "just let run its course."

 

[Cumiace]

In my opinion, one of the funniest things about Solo Joe's Big Seafaring Adventure is how he hasn't made a single friend over the course of this gig. He hasn't pictured or even mentioned anyone else the entire time. Not even one coworker has befriended him, or hung out with him, just like back home. It's the story of Joe life, and the sole reason why "Solo Joe" even exists at all.

Not so

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

He lost his teeth eating those cookies and not brushing at night. His remaining real teeth are done

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Probably the company doesn’t want crew keeping meat and dairy in rooms without a refrigerator, and it’s easier to ban all food in the cabins than expect anyone working on a cruise ship to understand what “perishable” means.

Or take back rice, eat it the next morning, and die of botulism

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

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From his own video of his cabin, he's already diabetic.

Anyone can do it!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Not so
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I stand corrected. Joe made two friends, which is real progress for him. Now he just needs to befriend a dentist, and he'll be set.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I’m sure the reason they don’t want food in those closets is that since the same person is staying there for months, it doesn’t get cleaned regularly and they can clearly see what a dirtbag Joe is, so they don’t want to walk into mountains of discarded food when he finally leaves.

That and just making sure the help knows their place. You will eat the scraps we give you, boy, sorry, the shrimp is for paying customers only.

Exactly! And they want to avoid rodents and an insect infestation.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I’m sure the reason they don’t want food in those closets is that since the same person is staying there for months, it doesn’t get cleaned regularly and they can clearly see what a dirtbag Joe is, so they don’t want to walk into mountains of discarded food when he finally leaves.

That and just making sure the help knows their place. You will eat the scraps we give you, boy, sorry, the shrimp is for paying customers only.

Passengers don't want to see the staff eating from the same places they eat.
It's unprofessional

 

[TorpidSloth]

He’s also become very brazen in the last few days.
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We need to start alerting Princess Cruise Lines about such online behavior

"With 12 days, 9 hours, 37 minutes and 42 seconds left"

I love how badly this gig has gone for him.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I stand corrected. Joe made two friends, which is real progress for him. Now he just needs to befriend a dentist, and he'll be set.

Easy enough to be friendly when you're just twisting volume knobs for the homeless-looking busker. Imagine how they'd feel if they were part of one his used songs groups, which he runs like a military operation, if you didn't know.

 

[NoBacon]

Why is he shit talking this job so much? Joe paid an agent to desperately get him the gig in the first place. He’s acting as if he’s being detained against his will.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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From his own video of his cabin, he's already diabetic.

Ol' Suga Foot Cumia

 

[TorpidSloth]

Why is he shit talking this job so much? Joe paid an agent to desperately get him the gig in the first place. He’s acting as if he’s being detained against his will.

Because he's an idiotic child trapped in the body of an old man. He thought he'd play the first night, bring the house down and be treated like a celebrity by management and audience alike. Room upgraded, maybe an emergency meeting to lock him down for later in the year - astronomical rise in salary and perks offered of course. He thought he'd be playing poker and drinking the nights away with the guests. All of this based on nothing but his narcissistic self-delusion.

Then reality kicked in. He's a step above the Guatemalan waiters, only making less in tips. No top shelf food or drink allowed. Mustn't be seen eating or drinking by guests - so 11 a.m. breakfast and 3 p.m. lunch etc. His "trips" were all disasters (thanks to his lack of planning or basic enquiry), his teeth are tumbling out of his mouth and he was probably told politely by his Polish line manager that any favorable improvements in any future contract are a few more years of performing down the line. He could be dead by then.

I realise I've just given you an autistic rundown of his cruise experience, but it made me chuckle.

 

[NoBacon]

Because he's an idiotic child trapped in the body of an old man. He thought he'd play the first night, bring the house down and be treated like a celebrity by management and audience alike. Room upgraded, maybe an emergency meeting to lock him down for later in the year - astronomical rise in salary and perks offered of course. He thought he'd be playing poker and drinking the nights away with the guests. All of this based on nothing but his narcissistic self-delusion.

Then reality kicked in. He's a step above the Guatemalan waiters, only making less in tips. No top shelf food or drink allowed. Mustn't be seen eating or drinking by guests - so 11 a.m. breakfast and 3 p.m. lunch etc. His "trips" were all disasters (thanks to his lack of planning or basic enquiry), his teeth are tumbling out of his mouth and he was probably told politely by his Polish line manager that any favorable improvements in any future contract are a few more years of performing down the line. He could be dead by then.

I realise I've just given you an autistic rundown of his cruise experience, but it made me chuckle.

I’ve never been on a cruise and never will, but I’m pretty sure paying the money for the experience and then part of the entertainment being a grumpy fat 75 year old New Yorker murdering Johnny Cash would be a buzzkill.