Joe has been forced into sharing his cabin 😂😂😂👍

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I'm sure they've dealt with hundreds if not thousands of Joe Qumias. And I'm sure they have special ways of making it hurt.

It would be hilarious if they waited until the port before the final destination and fired him (on numerous grounds), dumping his ass in a strange city and leaving him there to pay his own way home.

Fucking uppity immigrants, someone should deport this ingrate. Yes Joe you are once again everything you hate.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Boiled cabbage farts are the worst!

Throw in some overcooked pork, 6 beers and half a bottle of vodka and you have a sulphurous stench to rival Dante's ninth circle of hell.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I bet Joe's new bunkmate is making a post on Facebook in his native language about how they stuck him with some smelly old Egyptian man who is stealing food from the buffet and tearing towels apart instead of just requesting an extra.

 

[HipTuckerCumia]

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For posterity, can we get a better screenshot of this?

 

[1073waaf]

You know the captain and cruise ship management are reading this and having a good laugh about it.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Hope new guy is gay and pulls a "Treefort Richard" when Joe is sleeping

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Cumia Wrangler: You're getting a bunkmate!
Eric Clapton Larper: I told you then and I'm telling you now, you can't make me.
CW: Well as we've discussed I...can't force you stay onboard.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

This gift keeps on giving, they are MOTHERFUCKING Joe as much as they can before his voyage ends as payback and to make sure he never comes back.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

"another HUMAN BEING in my broom closet" is such a melodramatic and womanly way to say "there's now another guy in my 2-bunk cabin."

Actually none of this had to be articulated at all, let alone shared on Facebook

 

[BrotherMan1488]

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Joes Right they Wouldn't Treat Tom Jones like this

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Fawk Brother Joe gave them an ultimatum and threatened to leave at the next port over his first roommate! Brother Joe has balls of steel, I can't imagine standing up to a boss like that when you're new at the job!

Being the Musical entertainment have certain privileges not afforded to Panera Bread employees, child

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

"another HUMAN BEING in my broom closet" is such a melodramatic and womanly way to say "there's now another guy in my 2-bunk cabin."

Actually none of this had to be articulated at all, let alone shared on Facebook

I'd be pissed. I literally can't get around the sound of someone snoring. I dial in on it no matter how hard I try not to and I can't sleep at all.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Did he try threatening the cruise line with negative publicity on America's #1 podcast network for truckers who can't retire?

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

His cabin is more roomy than he's making it out to be:

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Anyway the joke's on the company because Joe's gonna debark with a suitcase full of towels and complementary soap

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Anyway the joke's on the company because Joe's gonna debark with a suitcase full of towels and complementary soap

*Ripped towels. I still don't understand how he couldnt have just made do with the extra towel as opposed to a smaller towel. I don't know if he understands the concept of folding things.

 

[Dusty Dan]

"Cruise lines can't hold onto decent entertainment"

surely cruise companies hire the cheapest, lowest common denominator acts and treat them like shit, because they have a captive audience (what a country) and they know the plebs will pile in regardless.

 

[NoBacon]

*Ripped towels. I still don't understand how he couldnt have just made do with the extra towel as opposed to a smaller towel. I don't know if he understands the concept of folding things.

And then everything has to be folded…

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

"Cruise lines can't hold onto decent entertainment"

surely cruise companies hire the cheapest, lowest common denominator acts and treat them like shit, because they have a captive audience (what a country) and they know the plebs will pile in regardless.

Everyone knows the main attraction for taking a cruise is the guy playing music in the walkway next to buffet .

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Everyone knows the main attraction for taking a cruise is the guy playing music in the walkway next to buffet .

"You know what I liked most about our cruise? That Solo Joe performance we went to. I've never heard Midnight Rider played with that kind of soul and feel before" said no one, ever. It's more like "LOL check out this pic, they had this fat slob playing shitty old songs in the lounge, and his tooth fell out in the middle of a song".