Joe, explaining on FB. How he didn't bomb. Performing with Blue Oyster Cult.

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Over forty years playing music in the same place, and not a friend or colleague to be seen. No one wants to play, jam, or even noodle around with Showboat Joe, the big fat glory hog. Everyone saw what happened with BOC. Joe, gifted with an opportunity to jam with a real, actual band, immediately stomped all over the song and waddled around like a retard, and made a complete ass of himself, as usual. Every one of his bands failed and failed quickly, and now he's reduced to playing along with a fucking iPad. He has no local following, not even a regular crew of fellow flunkies.

What was it that made his fake bono leave,? I remember he was pissy about that. Joe kinda screwed himself because nobody wants to play with him and he will never join someone else's band because he has to be in complete control or he's not happy

 

[satanssockpuppet]

What was it that made his fake bono leave,? I remember he was pissy about that. Joe kinda screwed himself because nobody wants to play with him and he will never join someone else's band because he has to be in complete control or he's not happy

He's a showboat. He was doing it during that Neil Diamond tribute band thing too. Waddling around, playing guitar hero, begging everyone to notice him. Everyone hates guys like that.

 

[Ladynyahh]

What was it that made his fake bono leave,? I remember he was pissy about that. Joe kinda screwed himself because nobody wants to play with him and he will never join someone else's band because he has to be in complete control or he's not happy

2U was run by Brother Joe Entertainment, with military precision as Joe is a veteran and father of "four". I guess Gene Marchello (fake Bono) couldn't fawkin deal with that type of operation so Joe told him to hit the bricks.

Edit: autocorrect put Bobo instead of Bono awlroight

 

[lowend73]

2U was run by Brother Joe Entertainment, with military precision as Joe is a veteran and father of "four". I guess Gene Marchello (fake Bono) couldn't fawkin deal with that type of operation so Joe told him to hit the bricks.

Edit: autocorrect put Bobo instead of Bono awlroight

You might be onto something, maybe some spoken word by Bobo with acoustic guitar by Joe

And the unsung hero, that Loop pedal

 

[Jizz]

2U was run by Brother Joe Entertainment, with military precision as Joe is a veteran and father of "four". I guess Gene Marchello (fake Bono) couldn't fawkin deal with that type of operation so Joe told him to hit the bricks.

Edit: autocorrect put Bobo instead of Bono awlroight

gene and brother joe were amazing together, I'll never understand why great musicians can't just get along.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

For a guy who's been doing it 45 years, he's absolute shit. Just listed to his Star spangled banner, it's garbage

I don't know that he 'bombed' as much as - like he always does - turned this into a major life accomplishment that happened because he is a true pro at the guitar. Instead of just saying 'something really cool happened today' he turned it into 'I'm tellin ya! I could been a contender' and driving home believed in his heart of hearts, and maybe even said out loud to Carole in the car that he is just as good as those guys and could be the lead guitarist for a 'real' rock and roll band.

Here's what Joe needs to realize. He's a good guitar player. Maybe even a really good guitar player. But if you visit the Jeresey Shore during the summer you realize there are thousands upon thousands of really, really, REALLY good guitar players in the world and they all play in cover bands and make open mic nights somewhat interesting. Every concert by The Foo Fighters or Green Day, they randomly manage to pluck a really, really good guitar player from the audience to play a song.

However, what Joe does not realize or is willing to admit is, the gulf between really, really, REALLY good and playing guitar in Aerosmith, or even Blue Oyster Cult is ENORMOUS. Yet Joe, after playing one song with people he has known since his teen age years, believes he is on par with these professionals.

 

[NoBacon]

I don't know that he 'bombed' as much as - like he always does - turned this into a major life accomplishment that happened because he is a true pro at the guitar. Instead of just saying 'something really cool happened today' he turned it into 'I'm tellin ya! I could been a contender' and driving home believed in his heart of hearts, and maybe even said out loud to Carole in the car that he is just as good as those guys and could be the lead guitarist for a 'real' rock and roll band.

Here's what Joe needs to realize. He's a good guitar player. Maybe even a really good guitar player. But if you visit the Jeresey Shore during the summer you realize there are thousands upon thousands of really, really, REALLY good guitar players in the world and they all play in cover bands and make open mic nights somewhat interesting. Every concert by The Foo Fighters or Green Day, they randomly manage to pluck a really, really good guitar player from the audience to play a song.

However, what Joe does not realize or is willing to admit is, the gulf between really, really, REALLY good and playing guitar in Aerosmith, or even Blue Oyster Cult is ENORMOUS. Yet Joe, after playing one song with people he has known since his teen age years, believes he is on par with these professionals.

It’s not even about being good, it’s an impossible to quantify X factor, some have “it” and most, including Joe, do not.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

There’s a clip where he says a big reason he didn’t get the gig back in the day was because he was so much taller than the other members. I brought it up the other day and someone else pointed out that Ron was in the studio that day.

I’ll See if I can find it

Edit: 26:30

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’ll See if I can find it

Edit: 26:30

You deserve to get blown before the jacuzzi.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I’ll See if I can find it

Edit: 26:30

what a delusional cowbrain. their father should have been sterilized for the county's benefit

 

[Hitler]

He's a showboat. He was doing it during that Neil Diamond tribute band thing too. Waddling around, playing guitar hero, begging everyone to notice him. Everyone hates guys like that.

So we have that video of the Neil Diamond tribute band thing somewhere?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I’ll See if I can find it

Edit: 26:30

“He was too tall!”

Nope, we all saw the BÖC disaster and there’s no way that Joseph acting like a pompous ass is a new thing. They saw the red flags and the retarded cow-eyed face he makes when playing.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

REMINDER: This guy bragged that his wife is a squirter

 

[lowend73]

REMINDER: This guy bragged that his wife is a squirter
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I used to work the parts counter at a Harley Davidson dealership. Would you all believe me when I say there are thousands of Joe Cumias on motorcycles? I have a Harley and steer clear when I see one of these yokels. The conversation is either "Sport Bikes are crap" "Sportsters are for girls" and 'F/N and liberals are ruining everything"

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

"Sportsters are for girls"

Some of the sportsters are PFG if you ask me.

Reminder that Joseph Cumia can’t afford a Harley so he rides a Honda or some shit. There’s a picture of him and the Hag on one of those boomer type bikes lol

 

[lowend73]

Some of the sportsters are PFG if you ask me.

Reminder that Joseph Cumia can’t afford a Harley so he rides a Honda or some shit. There’s a picture of him and the Hag on one of those boomer type bikes lol

You can really do some engine work and it will outrun most Harleys. Plus, they look pretty cool if you decide to chop it up

Sounds like Anthony didn't want to cough up the cash for a Harley

 

[TranthonyCoonia]

Blue Oyster Cunt

 

[Alexis de Torqueville]

You might be onto something, maybe some spoken word by Bobo with acoustic guitar by Joe

And the unsung hero, that Loop pedal

Digitech

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

The best part is all the bow-legged staggering

He truly is a bow legged fool. Straight out of the wild West days. Cattle roping faggot should wear permanent chaps with bow legs like that.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

Digitech

"Now you're free to play leads... Just like Eric!"