JOE CUMIA WORE A FUCKIN WIRE ON HIS EX WIFE, DA MUDDA OF HIS CHILDREN!!!

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

And then he got his wife to candidly discuss in full detail how she tricked the cops into arresting Joe for DV after beating HERSELF in the face with a frying pan and framing war hero Joe, all while Joe wore what was undoubtedly a highly suspicious recording apparatus beneath one of his breasts. He then took this audio to court and the judge said "Oh my God, Joe, you're so smart and jacked and handsome. Can I fuck you now?" And then Joe was like "Well, funny you should ask. 'Cause my divorce was just..."

(He puts on his sunglasses at this part.)

"...Finalized."

And that judge? Crypt keeper carol! And they all lived miserably ever after, never knowing retirement because he got his from 35-60.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Nonono sir, you got it all wrong. He actually got his neighbor who was her friend to wear the wire. Makes sense. After all a 62 year old father of…FATHER OF..FOUR wouldn’t lie.

You gonna believe me or …her?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

(He puts on his sunglasses at this part.)

"...Finalized."

 

[Harry's Manly Calvester]

He suitcased the recorder

 

[1073waaf]

Joe Cumia is a low life loser who after all these years torments me still. He couldn't even get her to school today, yet is for some reason harassing me right now by text. She has been tardy 37 times and absent 10 days this year thanks to him. Have no idea what has set off this recent assault, most likely his fancy new accountant that is laundering his money for him. Funny that Brother Joe Entertainment pays the child support he is now threatening to not pay. He constantly is threatening court and is delusional and abusive. I will not have my daughter stigmatized and dissected in the charade he will cause that could go on for years and a mortgage's worth of legal fees. Sick fuck he is, I just told him i would get an order of protection if he doesn't stop. Has been 10 years of this constant psycho shit, no end in sight and he is poisoning layla's ability to just be a child.

 

[UnPRePared]

Joe Cumia is a low life loser who after all these years torments me still. He couldn't even get her to school today, yet is for some reason harassing me right now by text. She has been tardy 37 times and absent 10 days this year thanks to him. Have no idea what has set off this recent assault, most likely his fancy new accountant that is laundering his money for him. Funny that Brother Joe Entertainment pays the child support he is now threatening to not pay. He constantly is threatening court and is delusional and abusive. I will not have my daughter stigmatized and dissected in the charade he will cause that could go on for years and a mortgage's worth of legal fees. Sick fuck he is, I just told him i would get an order of protection if he doesn't stop. Has been 10 years of this constant psycho shit, no end in sight and he is poisoning layla's ability to just be a child.

JoePosting will never get old.

No Bacon Egg and Chopped CHEE on a roll today!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I picture him wearing a big flower pinned to his sleeveless shirt with an obvious microphone in the center of it and a top hat with a camera lens sticking out of the front of it.

 

[Zeroman]

I picture him wearing a big flower pinned to his sleeveless shirt with an obvious microphone in the center of it and a top hat with a camera lens sticking out of the front of it.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I picture him wearing a big flower pinned to his sleeveless shirt with an obvious microphone in the center of it and a top hat with a camera lens sticking out of the front of it.