Joe Biden Shits His Pants and Dies - Official Press Conference Thread

[Grindset Alpha King]

6:30 ET.

Does he go poopy in his pants and go into cardiac arrest, or does he charm the pants off the world?

This could be the moment that breaks or makes Pat's firebranding.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I hope Dan Mullen fires up a live stream for this

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

I hope Dan Mullen fires up a live stream for this

Have you heard of FanDuel?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I hope Dan Mullen fires up a live stream for this

Hello Daniel Mullen

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Listen the debate has been forgotten, this is not about his mental faculties. I'm sure he's going to speak about the state of the union and the Ukrainian loans. Move along

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

Hello Daniel Mullen
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Here's Dan Mullenigan.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’d like to hear a live debate between DAN MULLEN and noted DNC NPC @Sue Lightning

Nothing but love Susan. Friend of the show

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is his “big boy” conference

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I’d like to hear a live debate between DAN MULLEN and noted DNC NPC @Sue Lightning

Nothing but love Susan. Friend of the show

Could you image? Dan wouldn't be able to speak. It would just be a soliloquy from Sue about literally nothing

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

This is his “big boy” conference

I wonder what it would take for Pat to fall into line. The audible sounds of diarrhea dropping into his diaper like oatmeal falling into a garbage can?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Could you image? Dan wouldn't be able to speak. It would just be a soliloquy from Sue about literally nothing

Good point. Let’s bring in @Rodeo Clown .

DAN will moderate and cut people off randomly so he can restream a boring Jim Norton stream.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

I'll have it turned up way loud to try and catch any pants-filling noises.

 

[SFWA liaison]

He'll speak after 4PM? The Kremlin must've infiltrated his campaign.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I’d like to hear a live debate between DAN MULLEN and noted DNC NPC @Sue Lightning

“Now i have to ask - The Sue thing is confusing. I see its referencing a trans pornstar by the name of Sue Lightning? Why’d you pick that name?”

 

[Sue Lightning]

This is his “big boy” conference

I love how that started because a WH press corp asked if he was going to do a “big boy press conference”, Pierre laughed and started calling them that. Then John Kirby said “And Biden will be doing a …big boy press conference? Is that what we’re calling them now?” and now it’s stuck.

Edit: I have no idea what I would even debate Dan about. It’s not a debate if Biden is a pantshitting idiot - He is. It’s not a debate that he should drop out - He is.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Hello Daniel Mullen
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Dan senses what the people want and then he provides it.

 

[SFWA liaison]

 

[NoBacon]

Joe Biden is the greatest orator of all time. He learned from the best as a young man. Aristotle.

 

[NoBacon]

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[Sue Lightning]

BREAKING: A source close to the White House is reporting that President Biden is no longer capable of producing forceful and high volume ejaculations. His once powerful, thick loads now merely trickle out.