Jim’s stupid “wife” makes him get a DWOGGIE

[Cptbaldopie]

Hahaha holee shit, what’s their peanut butter bill gonna be?

Fawk. I was about to do an oven mitts joke.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Saw a video of their apartment when they were doing that cutesy horseshit TikTok stuff and there was a handle of Tito’s on the counter.
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At least the Viking has good taste. She moggs him (as the kids say) so hard all the time.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Neither of them are responsible enough to care for a dog. It will piss and shit all over the place and Jim’s wife with a penis will refuse to clean it. Just the whole process of leaving the building to take it out so it can shit / piss will be too much for the worm and the man in a dress.

I have to agree. They'll do a few "silly" videos featuring Nikki nagging Jimmy to clean up the mess, and Norton pretending to be all flustered and annoyed and doing his " henpecked husband" shtick. But the poor dog will end up being a neurotic basket case. I wouldn't trust those two to raise a houseplant, let alone a dog.

 

[IWatchTV]

I really hope the dog destroys all his gay KISS stuff and celebrity photos.

 

[Chapel]

Shouldn’t this thread have been titled “ Thor has to get an animal in after worm’s scrawny excuse for a dick barely touches the sides “

 

[Vito Carlucci]

I really hope he takes a swig and posts a crying video on Instagram

Jim’s the type of fruit to research detox centers after drinking a bottle of kombucha

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Nikki revealed no booze for 3 months so this dog was a sobriety present.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Nikki revealed no booze for 3 months so this dog was a sobriety present.

Jim forced her to get sober? Oh this is going to end way worse than I thought. Excellent.

 

[Jizz]

Jim’s the type of fruit to research detox centers after drinking a bottle of kombucha

That stuff any good? #Ruizing

 

[Vito Carlucci]

That stuff any good? #Ruizing

I enjoy it. GT is the best imo

Smells like shit usually but tastes good. Don’t ask me how that works but it’s pfg

 

[Single Action Army]

All kidding aside, folks,
That's a cute lil dwoggie

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Better than getting suckered into having a kid if you don't want one--I hope lil Jimmy's pullout game is strong

hes the bottom , child

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nikki revealed no booze for 3 months so this dog was a sobriety present.

Lol really? I guess they recorded a bunch of eps of their podcast and banked them then, because the tranny is drinking on there all the time. The one with Cumia came out a couple weeks ago and the tranny shared a bottle of champagne with him.

And yes, sometimes I click an episode and skip around because it's funny to see the tranny obviously flirt with other dudes right in front of Norton. The Dan Soder one was blatant and you could see Jim getting jealous and pissy. Like, the tranny was suggesting that the two of them hang out and stuff.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Lol really? I guess they recorded a bunch of eps of their podcast and banked them then, because the tranny is drinking on there all the time. The one with Cumia came out a couple weeks ago and the tranny shared a bottle of champagne with him.

And yes, sometimes I click an episode and skip around because it's funny to see the tranny obviously flirt with other dudes right in front of Norton. The Dan Soder one was blatant and you could see Jim getting jealous and pissy. Like, the tranny was suggesting that the two of them hang out and stuff.

I might check out the Soder one then. He’s funny and I want to see Norton brood.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I might check out the Soder one then.

They're gonna bro out and play Tekken together. They bonded over video games while Asteroids superstar Jimmy Norton did his Archie Bunker bit where he's too old and exasperated for video games.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

They're gonna bro out and play Tekken together.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I want to take it for a walk in Korea.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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He definitely did some brooding and sad jacking to the thought of Dan Soder's peehole getting jammed with his "wife's" shit.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He definitely did some brooding and sad jacking to the thought of Dan Soder's peehole getting jammed with his "wife's" shit.

Jim thinks Dan who’s married and loves big tits is going to steal his “chick.”

 

[Queefer Sutherland]