Jim’s stupid “wife” makes him get a DWOGGIE

[The Sue Deal]

 

[LiberalPussy]

I was hoping it would be a pit bull who would maul a child. Or Jim. Whatever.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Better than getting suckered into having a kid if you don't want one--I hope lil Jimmy's pullout game is strong

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Better than getting suckered into having a kid if you don't want one--I hope lil Jimmy's pullout game is strong

I hate to break this to you Mick…. His wife is a man!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Neither of them are responsible enough to care for a dog. It will piss and shit all over the place and Jim’s wife with a penis will refuse to clean it. Just the whole process of leaving the building to take it out so it can shit / piss will be too much for the worm and the man in a dress.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The dog and Jim will bite the pillows.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Neither of them are responsible enough to care for a dog. It will piss and shit all over the place and Jim’s wife with a penis will refuse to clean it. Just the whole process of leaving the building to take it out so it can shit / piss will be too much for the worm and the man in a dress.

This is going to be a disaster for Jim. Makes me so happy.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I saw someone said in another thread that Nikki gets shitfaced on champagne or wine. How does Jim the dry drunk deal with that? It's gotta be a tough one, maaaaaaan.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I saw someone said in another thread that Nikki gets shitfaced on champagne or wine. How does Jim the dry drunk deal with that? It's gotta be a tough one, maaaaaaan.

Saw a video of their apartment when they were doing that cutesy horseshit TikTok stuff and there was a handle of Tito’s on the counter.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Jim might fuck the dog

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Jim might fuck the dog

Normally if you’re a young couple who have been living together for a little while they say to get a dog to test out how you might do with kids. Norton and Thor are not mature enough to handle this. I hope the dog shits everywhere.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He will grow to resent that dog. Its going to get all the attention.

 

[The Sue Deal]

He will grow to resent that dog. Its going to get all the attention.

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He’s gonna ffffucking BROOD man.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

My wife's dog is a little sssccccccuuuuummmmmmbbbbaaaaaaaaagggg. It keeps motherfucking me by marking its territory on my KISS memorabilia.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Not only does he have to clean shit off their dicks, they now have to worry about shit on the rug too
Hahaha he deserves all of this

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Just don’t let @chiquita banana babysit the dawgie, she killed Beavis.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

My wife's dog is a little sssccccccuuuuummmmmmbbbbaaaaaaaaagggg. It keeps motherfucking me by marking its territory on my KISS memorabilia.

Thor put all that shit in storage except one poster.

 

[The Sue Deal]

I should have mentioned he posted yesterday that within 15 minutes of owning it it pissed on his rug, so no need to speculate about it fucking up his life, it is

 

[Stent]

It shit on the rug. I want to break its little legs.

Stupid dog staring at me. I should throw it off the balcony.

Etc etc etc.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Saw a video of their apartment when they were doing that cutesy horseshit TikTok stuff and there was a handle of Tito’s on the counter.
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I really hope he takes a swig and posts a crying video on Instagram