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Jim Sucks Shit

Jenna

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Yeah what kind of faggot would do that, just change their name, add a profile pic, and pretend to be someone else?

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I have this weird scenario I keep thinking about with your username. So Denny Falcone comes home after a long day of DJing, his hot wife (was he ever married?) is waiting for him in a sexy lingerie outfit, ready to get frisky. But you know how back in the day kings would have a servant eat a bite of their food first, to make sure it wasn't poisoned? Denny's wife is very concerned about her husband's cock being poisoned, so they have a lady on speeddial who rushes over to the house. Think a latina you'd see as a hotel maid, like Flavia but more plain-looking.

So she comes over, very cordial, polite, professional. Denny takes off his pants and she starts blowing him but for like 2 seconds. Licks his balls. Then stands up and gives Mrs. Falcone a thumbs up. Mrs. Falcone gives her $40 and she sees herself out "goodbye meester and meeses Failcun!" as the married couple start getting down to business, as wifey knows Denny's cock is perfectly fine to suck.

Now the important part of this story is Denny is a loyal, committed husband who gets no sexual gratification from Denny's cock taster. He loves and trusts his wife enough to know that this is important to make her happy, so if anything he's impatient. "Well get Marta over here already!" There's nothing erotic at all about this other lady briefly blowing him every night, she's treated as casually as a maid or private chef. They've been through this scenario hundreds if not thousands of times before, it's just going through the motions at this point.
 

Libby Son Of Loin

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I have this weird scenario I keep thinking about with your username. So Denny Falcone comes home after a long day of DJing, his hot wife (was he ever married?) is waiting for him in a sexy lingerie outfit, ready to get frisky. But you know how back in the day kings would have a servant eat a bite of their food first, to make sure it wasn't poisoned? Denny's wife is very concerned about her husband's cock being poisoned, so they have a lady on speeddial who rushes over to the house. Think a latina you'd see as a hotel maid, like Flavia but more plain-looking.

So she comes over, very cordial, polite, professional. Denny takes off his pants and she starts blowing him but for like 2 seconds. Licks his balls. Then stands up and gives Mrs. Falcone a thumbs up. Mrs. Falcone gives her $40 and she sees herself out "goodbye meester and meeses Failcun!" as the married couple start getting down to business, as wifey knows Denny's cock is perfectly fine to suck.

Now the important part of this story is Denny is a loyal, committed husband who gets no sexual gratification from Denny's cock taster. He loves and trusts his wife enough to know that this is important to make her happy, so if anything he's impatient. "Well get Marta over here already!" There's nothing erotic at all about this other lady briefly blowing him every night, she's treated as casually as a maid or private chef. They've been through this scenario hundreds if not thousands of times before, it's just going through the motions at this point.
This is accurate, but for additional context, that is a zoomed in picture of Dawn Cumia's mouth
 
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