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Jim Norton's hairloss is disgusting

DieNortonDie

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I bet if you used his head to scrub a filthy toilet the bristles would lift all the grime...
Unfortunately the cunt would probably like it...
Imagine how much lies he has heard over the years... More than a cop! Every single woman who has said stuff like 'you are hot' 'oh that's good' ' mmmmmmm' 'I want you' 'you are not a worthless' 'I find you attractive'....
I mean every fucking word like that out of every single woman over decades... So many lies! 😂
Louis used to defend Jimmy all the time. Like very weirdly he just would jump to jimmys defense and say shit to callers like “yeah your girl cheated on you because you suck but Jimmy is an interesting guy”

I never understood it
 
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Louis used to defend Jimmy all the time. Like very weirdly he just would jump to jimmys defense and say shit to callers like “yeah your girl cheated on you because you suck but Jimmy is an interesting guy”

I never understood it
Louis doesn't seem like that cool of a dude. And by that he seems like kind of a loser. Even his sex scandal was kind of pathetic, he liked to jerk off in front of girls while they laughed at him (yeah no deep-seated humiliation issues with Mommy catching you there)
His entire act boiled down to I'm fat and old, I jerk off too much, let me tell you why I hate Americans. Even on the radio he always came off as this smug person who because he had friends in other countries he knew better than everyone else. He'd always go and this is why I hate American parents... Dude you are an American parent.
Don't get me wrong unlike Jim Norton his stand-up would make me laugh my ass off, but 60% of it was "LOL I'm so fat old and lame"

Also probably a hot take but I found both of his shows really boring.
 
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louie's great when watching select clips, but going through the series is just depressing, you can only do the "god, aren't i such a loser?!" shtick before it becomes boring
Exactly. He bored me to tears with that same old routine. Hard to feel bad for you becoming middle-aged when you're a fucking millionaire celebrity, Louis.

That's why Charlie Kaufman movies annoy the shit out of me. That motherfucker has been having the world's longest existential crisis I've ever seen. Life is meaningless bro, but at least your life gets to be meaningless as a fucking millionaire director. The rest of us are working class schmucks.
 

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Louis doesn't seem like that cool of a dude. And by that he seems like kind of a loser. Even his sex scandal was kind of pathetic, he liked to jerk off in front of girls while they laughed at him (yeah no deep-seated humiliation issues with Mommy catching you there)
His entire act boiled down to I'm fat and old, I jerk off too much, let me tell you why I hate Americans. Even on the radio he always came off as this smug person who because he had friends in other countries he knew better than everyone else. He'd always go and this is why I hate American parents... Dude you are an American parent.
Don't get me wrong unlike Jim Norton his stand-up would make me laugh my ass off, but 60% of it was "LOL I'm so fat old and lame"

Also probably a hot take but I found both of his shows really boring.
Yeah Louis was an overly critical faggot who liked English people. His wife literally breastfed their kids long past the appropriate age and he defended it. He was a weak faggot who was also funny and mean sometimes.
 

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Yeah Louis was an overly critical faggot who liked English people. His wife literally breastfed their kids long past the appropriate age and he defended it. He was a weak faggot who was also funny and mean sometimes.
His very early appearances are haalaious, but as soon as they started sucking his cock and basically interviewing him... NAHT FUNNEH
 
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