Jim Norton Married a Tranny!

[Mimi Beardsley]

I can predict the future:

1) Since Jim Norton gets off on shame, and since he has to keep escalating his sexual fetishes, I believe that Jim Norton will troon out. So they're be a "transbian" couple

2) This will usher in the full-on Lesbian Bed Death part of Norton's life, where he basically becomes a weird sexless pervert. He'll still be a creep, but he'll be a celibate creep.

3) Since nobody else is going to pay for the Viking's lifestyle, I think there's a good chance he's around for a while

Am I the only one who thinks that Jim could pass as a woman way easier than the Viking? Not saying that Jim will convince *anyone*, but his off-the-charts estrogen levels and his diminutive stature makes it a lot easier for him.

I bet Jim is already crossdressing and playing out sissy hypno fantasies in private with Thor. It’s only a matter of time til coming out publicly is the next step in pushing the fetish. He has always loved humiliation. Remember when all he could talk about is his love for cuck porn and “prepping the bull“ etc? That was 15 years ago. Imagine how much further down the line he is now?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Unferth listening to literal "Hinga dinga durgen" music. Put on some Watain or Belphegor. It fits your personality and motives much better.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Imagine what his husbands farts smell like? Filthy cum and lube mixed with perfume and chipotle burrito bowls.

 

[MonsterSteve]

That was kinda funny not gonna lie

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Imagine what his husbands farts smell like? Filthy cum and lube mixed with perfume and chipotle burrito bowls.

I see a lot of salmon, kale and brown rice in Nicholas' diet. Also, I don't think he's receiving Jim cum in his butt, I think Nick is giving it to Jim as the pure giver. Lube? Yeah, tons of lube smell. Plus expensive perfume that he bilks from Jim on his Nordstrom/Saks accounts.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Credit where credit is due -- I don't hear a trace of a Norwegian accent. Vurry good language skills

 

[quasi101]

Credit where credit is due -- I don't hear a trace of a Norwegian accent. Vurry good language skills

That was kinda funny not gonna lie

wtf is an "i-wren"

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The woman who killed her pregnant friend by chopping her up with an axe, after having an affair with her husband, got a jury to find her not guilty. She would then move to another town, change her name, and become a marriage counselor and child psychologist as well. Her name is or was Candy Montgomery. She was ugly in real life but was played by Elizabeth Olsen on HBO.

So still play by an uggo? I need, but she isn't all that hot.
Also once again, Tom Cruise is 100% right about shrinks

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Credit where credit is due -- I don't hear a trace of a Norwegian accent. Vurry good language skills

My Norwegian friend barely has an accent too and he's never been long term in the USA

 

[PogromStallone]

Credit where credit is due -- I don't hear a trace of a Norwegian accent. Vurry good language skills

My Norwegian friend barely has an accent too and he's never been long term in the USA

I think Americans have a bad ear for things like that. I've especially noticed it when people are shocked that certain actors are Swedish when it's so obvious from their accent. Joel Kinnaman, the Skarsgård family, Rebecca Ferguson, etc.

 

[Toast]

I think Americans have a bad ear for things like that. I've especially noticed it when people are shocked that certain actors are Swedish when it's so obvious from their accent. Joel Kinnaman, the Skarsgård family, Rebecca Ferguson, etc.

Most Germans who learn English sound American. But when yah think about it, if you are learning English, you have 2 general directions for accents. Either down the American route or down the Britfag route. I would say all English accents fall under 1 of those 2 categories. Also depends on your original language, as that will affect which is easier to adapt to.

 

[PogromStallone]

Most Germans who learn English sound American. But when yah think about it, if you are learning English, you have 2 general directions for accents. Either down the American route or down the Britfag route. I would say all English accents fall under 1 of those 2 categories. Also depends on your original language, as that will affect which is easier to adapt to.

Scandinavian languages have a very specific rhythm and cadence that seems incredibly hard to mask even if you're now speaking with an American and English accent. I don't think Americans have the ear to pick it up but to me it's very obvious. I don't really know how to explain it.

 

[AnthonyCumio]

I know it's been months since the announcement but this weirds me out whenever I think about it.

 

[The Arm]

I know it's been months since the announcement but this weirds me out whenever I think about it.

It's disgusting to think that anyone would fuck worm.

 

[lowend73]

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It's over for Norton. I can't approve this picture, as a heterosexual male. This is probably the gayest thing from him I have ever seen. The picture speaks a thousand words. Look how happy he is, I should be glad but I don't, because he is a self hating faggot you see

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

jim norton not having any chairs to sit in his apartment is a neverending 20 year gift of hilarity

 

[AnthonyCumio]

A man in a dress.

Christ.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

My Norwegian friend barely has an accent too and he's never been long term in the USA

Some Norwegians sound American for some reason