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Jim Norton Married a Tranny!

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The Talking Dead said:
Jimmy being left broke and alone in his old age would be a very fitting end. It's unspeakably pathetic to still be so driven by lust and fetishes in your 50s that you'll resort to marrying a male prostitute who's 30 years younger and only in it for the money.
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Naw. They love each other and share many of the same interests and hobbies.
 
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AnthonyCumio said:
'Lil Yimmy Norden said they had been dating since 2019 and broke up for a short time.

Yimmy loves the cock, I guess.
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They broke up because "she" messaged "someone she shouldn't have."

It is only a matter of time before Nick has a another text or DM to a man who isn't 60 years old & fat, doesn't eat egg whites every meal and laugh about his "gassers." Then the Worm drowns himself.
 
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Roslyn Vampire said:
They broke up because "she" messaged "someone she shouldn't have."
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That's what Norton admitted publicly. But what really happened was that Norton paid for Prince Alan as an escort to fly to Canada to meet him for a week of sodomy and degeneracy in a hotel. The 'rules' of hiring hookers for a week at a time is that they get to leave you during the day to go shopping and go to the spa and spend your money. You don't just keep them prisoner in a hotel room for ten days straight.

But Prince Alan was seeing other clients during the day on Norton's dime. Norton paid for the viking's airfare and hotel and part of it was some understanding of exclusivity. Even the most loser sex addict like Norton doesn't want to pay for his male prostitute to basically give freebies and discounts to other dudes. But Prince Alan was leaving the hotel and banging other dudes when Norton was unaware. Norton found out and lost his mind and was shocked that a professional whore was dishonest.

Artie once told a story on Stern where he paid for a stripper to follow him back and hook at his hotel. And he banged her and paid her and she said "you want to go again but with some coke this time?". Artie said "sure" and gave her the money for the coke and she left to go get some from her dealer. But then never returned and Artie didn't have her number so she rolled him for a few hundred extra because he was dumb enough to trust a random hooker.
 
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Roslyn Vampire said:
They broke up because "she" messaged "someone she shouldn't have."

It is only a matter of time before Nick has a another text or DM to a man who isn't 60 years old & fat, doesn't eat egg whites every meal and laugh about his "gassers." Then the Worm drowns himself.
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Nick is gonna get bored fucking the same hole. Just like all men
 
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The Talking Dead said:
6 months later and this is no less weird. You married a man in a dress, Norton. Doesn't matter how wacky society has become, that's the pure fact of the matter.
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It's insanity. Even in the context of their schmaltzy vids, daily life in that appartment seems awful. You've got Norton being his wormy self and alternating between grumpy old man-mode and prop comedy, then there's Knut mugging for his umpteenth Instagram post, while getting drunk and listening to awful music. Even if you disregard the total affront to God and nature that is their relationship, their existence is hellish.
 
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Chive Turkey said:
It's insanity. Even in the context of their schmaltzy vids, daily life in that appartment seems awful. You've got Norton being his wormy self and alternating between grumpy old man-mode and prop comedy, then there's Knut mugging for his umpteenth Instagram post, while getting drunk and listening to awful music. Even if you disregard the total affront to God and nature that is their relationship, their existence is hellish.
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I honestly get the impression that living their daily life so publicly is the only way they can tolerate being around each other. Doing all these wacky little skits that they constantly post on social media probably makes for a good distraction from the fact that they have nothing in common and both know the other is only sticking around for purely selfish reasons. A hellish existence indeed.
 
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RapistWithHIV said:

We don't want to believe we've been so wrong about a faggot. Jim Boretonne is the most honest person in existence according to the fine homosexuals at Forbes. Nothing says honest like hiding your spousal abomination from the public & having to store it in another country.




^ Jim was genuinely just spamming "LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE..." at every tranny online until one took the bait. Nice classical love story to tell their trankids.

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And that's a straight up lie on how they met. He met 'her' cuz he was paying for tokens and she let him Private Message him. Also that dude in the picture on the right called "Rosemarie Jackson", has a deeper voice than Ice Poseidon. I'm not joking.
 
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