Jim Norton Married a Tranny!

[Clubber Lange]

It's Kiss's final show this weekend in new York. Jim doesn't want to go. Vague reasons for it considering he's spending thousands on individual kiss posters.

Alan won't let him

As an aside, Kiss have been having final shows for the last fucking twenty years. I wouldn’t be surprised if Gene resuscitated the corpse one last time in 2025 for the Geriatric Monstrous Patella Replacement Tour. Maybe Jimmy got wise and realised that as long as Gene can shuffle into his orthopaedic platform heels, Kiss can never be considered as ‘finished’.

Whatever the reason, there’s no playing out permitted for Jimmy, not this noche. How long will it be before Alan cosplays as Annie Wilks, tying lil’ Jimmy to the bed before smashing his ankles in two with his massive sledgehammer shaped cock?

 

[BUBBLER]

"You smell good" as he reeks of liquor. Jim wants to kill himself. Good

 

[BUBBLER]

The Opie and Anthony extended universe is more faggy than anything else in history.

But aren't we part of this universe?

 

[LingerLonger]

But aren't we part of this universe?

You're asking this in a 53 page topic dedicated to a fag marrying another fag......

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[Clubber Lange]

0:06 the unsettling appearance of lil’ Jimmy’s not insignificant bitch-tits confirms that Jim is the wife and Alan is the abusive husband.

Every ‘married life’ clip this cunt uploads is more painful than pissing kidney stones.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Hell is real

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Bet that gay ass music plays 24-7. Poor worm.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Be sure to SMASH that subscribe button, SMASH that thumbs up, and VOMIT at two mentally ill poofters kissing

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Bet that gay ass music plays 24-7. Poor worm.

If Jim switches it off, he'll have to face the wrath of a neanderthal.

 

[FamilyDollar]

Appropriate song choice.

 

[FamilyDollar]

I honestly couldn't even tell that was Norton. Holy fuck he looks like he should be on the wyzz forum.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Every ‘married life’ clip this cunt uploads is more painful than pissing kidney stones.

It's the most repellent thing I've ever seen, even by Jim Norton standards. I guarantee that "behind the scenes" his comedian pals are laughing their balls off.

 

[BUBBLER]

He looks awful despite still only eating egg whites? WTF?

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Nothing has given me a greater sense of dystopia than pregnant gastropod-bodied Jim Norton and his facially-reconstructed husband dressed as a woman playing awful electronic music over their uncanny valley daily activities.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

If Jim switches it off, he'll have to face the wrath of a neanderthal.

“Uvitende amerikansk komiker! Du vil føle min vrede!”

 

[Clubber Lange]

He looks awful despite still only eating egg whites? WTF?

It defies belief. He’s simultaneously rocking the Ethiopian malnutritional bloat-belly, the latter-stage leukemia sufferer’s face, and the Iggy Pop dry folds taughtness of skin.

Coupled with his now split sphincter and the psychological torture of letting his fantasy get too far too soon, Jimmy Norton can be best described as a diary of suffering.

 

[Clubber Lange]

Nothing has given me a greater sense of dystopia than pregnant gastropod-bodied Jim Norton and his facially-reconstructed husband dressed as a woman playing awful electronic music over their uncanny valley daily activities.

It’s the episode of Black Mirror which they shelved for being too depressing.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

It defies belief. He’s simultaneously rocking the Ethiopian malnutritional bloat-belly, the latter-stage leukemia sufferer’s face, and the Iggy Pop dry folds taughtness of skin.

Coupled with his now split sphincter and the psychological torture of letting his fantasy get too far too soon, Jimmy Norton can be best described as a diary of suffering.

He/she is pushing him to the absolute limit, and he can't do shit about it lest he/she takes that giant cock and goes home, leaving him home all alone with his depravity again. He's an almost sixty-year-old, pale, doughy man being plowed into total oblivion by a Nordic jackhammer half his age. On a physical level alone, he must be totally exhausted.