Jim Norton advice show. Prepare for a tough one.

[Mr. Faggotry]

Id rather be fat than short or bald. Unfortunately the closer you get to 30 the more most men fit in all three categories. Keep your hair, and be skinny enough to see your dick and you’re going to slay divorcees for years. If you’re under 5’10” you’re fucked and better be rich.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

age.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Every tall woman I've known has been very insecure about it. You're playing with house money here.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Being comfortable in your own skin and having confidence is literally the only thing that matters, unless you’re a literal midget.

If you use anything else as an excuse, you are being a faggot

 

[Brooke Shields]

Yesss child. She is my second, better Bumble match.

ask for her snapchat and then post it here in a week if she isn't the one
for da show

 

[Stent]

Make fun of her giant feet. Ask if she minds wearing a harness to plow a field. Tell her short girls giggle when you joke with them but she grunts like an awkward teenage boy.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Make fun of her giant feet. Ask if she minds wearing a harness to plow a field. Tell her short girls giggle when you joke with them but she grunts like an awkward teenage boy.

Those are terrible recommendations.

 

[guest]

Those are terrible recommendations.

Oh literal Uncle_Floyd!

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm 5'11". She is 6'2". She is the WNBA sort, so she's lean. I want her to have my kids.

All they care about is how big your peckah is. So, I'd either whip it out immediately or start jelqing.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Hey man don’t sweat it too much. My wife is taller than me and it never bothered either of us. Just kidding. Can you imagine? My advice: start a successful podcast modeled after coast to coast with Art Bell.

Wasn't this midget married to a nigglet?

 

[guest]

All they care about is how big your peckah is. So, I'd either whip it out immediately or start jelqing.

They say Jon Snyder's ashes needed two urns...one just for his pringle can ant-eater.

 

[You Got A Problem Pal]

Wasn't this midget married to a nigglet?

No, rogan's wife got impregnated by some negro and had a daughter before she met him.

 

[Cancerfuck]

Have fun on your date, kids! But honestly if she rejects you for something superficial like that, she’s a cunt and not worth your time.

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Is that from Joe Rogan's latest Animal Planet special?

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Lol short ass nigga

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Met my dream "chick" on Bumble. Issue is she's taller than me by a couple inches...

How do I approach this? Should I tell her this now? Or is that insecure? Let her find out when we meet?

I'm not short. I'm above average. She is just tall for a woman.

being shorter than a girl is pretty hot in it’s taboo

imagine looking up to a woman for the rest of your life

pretty filthy

 

[HatRemovalService]

Like some of the other fellas said, she’s a tall freak and you’re a midget, I wouldn’t stress over it too hard

 

[Easily_Remembered]

There's something very hot about a tall woman. God speed, brothaman. You got this.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Come on you can't make this thread and not post pictures

 

[CutesyMissy]

Dated a 6'1" nubian queen while being a 5'8" manlet spic.
Don't give a fuck, she won't give a fuck.

 

[1073waaf]

If you were 6’ 1” it would help big time.