Jim Norton advice show. Prepare for a tough one.

[guest]

Met my dream "chick" on Bumble. Issue is she's taller than me by a couple inches...

How do I approach this? Should I tell her this now? Or is that insecure? Let her find out when we meet?

I'm not short. I'm above average. She is just tall for a woman.

 

[Snake]

 

[guest]

Have fun on your date, kids! But honestly if she rejects you for something superficial like that, she’s a cunt and not worth your time.

 

[guest]

If she’s above average height herself she’s probably insecure about her own height as well. If you like each other things like this shouldn’t really matter.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Have fun on your date, kids! But honestly if she rejects you for something superficial like that, she’s a cunt and not worth your time.

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Aaron Berg got divorced?

 

[guest]

Lotta fawkin celebs posting here..

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Put your face in those titties and go to town

 

[guest]

Lotta fawkin celebs posting here..

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[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Hey man don’t sweat it too much. My wife is taller than me and it never bothered either of us. Just kidding. Can you imagine? My advice: start a successful podcast modeled after coast to coast with Art Bell.

 

[guest]

Above average American? Isn't that like 5'9? (Thanks to all the mutts, Jews and spics.) Let’s get some numbers here. Are you actually a member of the 6 foot+ club? Is she one of those 6'3 broads? If yes, which type? A weird freak gigantor? A negroid WNBA sort? Or (least likely) one of those big foot but still kind of hot Dutch/German model types? These are the important questions.

But if you just want to fuck her then who cares what anyone thinks. Get in there, shrimp.

 

[guest]

Above average American? Isn't that like 5'9? (Thanks to all the mutts, Jews and spics.) Let’s get some numbers here. Are you actually a member of the 6 foot+ club? Is she one of those 6'3 broads? If yes, which type? A weird freak gigantor? A negroid WNBA sort? Or (least likely) one of those big foot but still kind of hot model types? These are the important questions.

But if you just want to fuck her then who cares what anyone thinks. Get in there, shrimp.

I'm 5'11". She is 6'2". She is the WNBA sort, so she's lean. I want her to have my kids.

 

[guest]

I'm 5'11". She is 6'2". She is the WNBA sort, so she's lean.

Do you like her?

 

[guest]

Do you like her?

Yesss child. She is my second, better Bumble match.

 

[guest]

Yesss child. She is my second, better Bumble match.

Fuck it then. Have at it. Life's too short to care what other people think.

 

[guest]

I'm 5'11".

 

[WheresMiGunFawk]

As a 5'10 man I hear you. Listen as long as she knows you can beat the shit out of her she won't care.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Don't worry about your fawkin height brotherman. Look at Tom Cruise - he's like 5'6 and drowning in pussy. Height shouldn't be an issue!

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Have fun on your date, kids! But honestly if she rejects you for something superficial like that, she’s a cunt and not worth your time.

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Bill Burr's taller than I thought

 

[guest]

I'm 5'11". She is 6'2". She is the WNBA sort, so she's lean. I want her to have my kids.

Get it

 

[guest]

Met my dream "chick" on Bumble. Issue is she's taller than me by a couple inches...

How do I approach this? Should I tell her this now? Or is that insecure? Let her find out when we meet?

I'm not short. I'm above average. She is just tall for a woman.

And just tell her now, then be ‘like just don’t wear heels on our first date lol’.