Jim Florentine's Pig Roast

[guest]

And the sarcastic "it was good you _____"

I remember Norton basically mimics Florentine during the whole club piscopo breakdown

Norton's standup personality and delivery was stolen from Florentine. It's similar to how Denis Leary ripped off Bill Hicks' persona. And Tim Dillon ripped off Stanhope's delivery.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Jim would have no fucking personality had he not copied Colin and Florentine. When they roasted his early stand up I can't fucking BELIEVE that Patrice ripped him about it. He told him right to his face "that stupid voice in the tape is probably your real voice"

EDIT: fucking PLEASE tell me someone made sure Rick has heard comedian Jim Florentine soft serving all over him for 5 minutes straight

Yes, I believe Pat and many of his followers have received it multiple times.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I hope this becomes a running bit. Sending Pat tweets into Florentine so he can shit on them.

 

[guest]

Yes, I believe Pat and many of his followers have received it multiple times.

I really hope nobody overdid it.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I've never listened but I probably will now. He turned one patrick tweet into like 5 minutes of gold. His kids hilarious

The early ones from 2013 were pretty good. Ripping on shitty social media posts and Dunkin’ advertisements. There was also one where he made fun of people who are obsessed with shopping at Sam’s Club, Costco and BJ’s. He also tells the Saran Wrap condom story.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I hope this becomes a running bit. Sending Pat tweets into Florentine so he can shit on them.

If you send them he will shit on them. Most of the shit on his podcast is sent by his listeners so he can shit on it.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Also the “Did ya?” He ripped from him. They were roommates for a couple years

Nice black mold, stupids.




That sounds like a sharp kid

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

His son not only said the cliche Florentine line we do here he even intoned it like he was mimicking the forum bit...completely surreal.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I know Louie’s FX show fell off after the first 2 seasons but did anyone see the episode with Florentine? I think it might have been the last episode since it was close to the time Louie got in trouble. Jim played a comedian opening for Louie so they have to stay together in comedy club condo and Jim hates him. He calls Louie out for being a pretentious asshole and dies from hitting his head trying to do an upper decker. Good stuff.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

He'd probably rip him pretty good for that water balloon vs a tank tweet. A balloon full of paint, what're you fiive?

 

[ChildlessHambino]

What am I five, hundred pounds?

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

'You're a 42 year old man. You're wishing happy birthday to yourself.'

It's pretty universal. You could approach any culture anywhere in the world with this tweet and they'll call Pat a faggot for doing this.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

'You're a 42 year old man. You're wishing happy birthday to yourself.'

It's pretty universal. You could approach any culture anywhere in the world with this tweet and they'll call Pat a faggot for doing this.

I get annoyed when grown men act like faggots about their birthday on Social Media. Unless you and your boys went to Vegas, got wasted, got coked up and killed a hooker, your birthday wasn’t shit.

At least most grown men don’t tweet about faggy shit like “Prezzies”.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Here’s an hour of Florentine ripping on shitty Facebook posts. I bet if we turned over all the shit posts Piggy has done Jim could do a 10 part miniseries. lol

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

This one’s one of the early ones where he rips on people obsessed with shopping at Warehouse clubs.

 

[Will Tate]

"Hey Jim, remember that guy who was so happy about his prezzies? Well, turns out he does open mic nights, check this out."

 

[guest]

"Hey Jim, remember that guy who was so happy about his prezzies? Well, turns out he does open mic nights, check this out."

This is exactly how you do it, although I wouldn't send him an entire video. He likes the bad social media posts because it's easy to just quickly riff off of them.

You just email Florentine w/ Pat's latest ridiculous Twitter post saying: "Hey Jim, remember the 42 year old with his 'prezzies'? Well check out his latest Tweet about..."

 

[Midian9876]

Surprised Florentine was so brutal on a man who views himself as a comedic peer to Florentine.

 

[Harry Powell]

Surprised Florentine was so brutal on a man who views himself as a comedic peer to Florentine.

Rick will understand. They have the commonality of language.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I hope they credited The Greaseman for their use of the Upper Decker. I think Jim would probably react more to Pat believing he's a comic than even the Balloon Tweet. I guarantee that beating would be brutal.