Jesus looks exactly how he’s always been depicted

[nasty twp]

Zhe Rast Supperu! Rets eat with our most honoraburu chop sticks!

Weeabus

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Not a good troll. Even the lib retards here wouldn’t argue that jesus was black because it doesn’t really matter. What he did and who he was is way more important than what he looked like

So basically I think Jesus was Chinese

If Jesus was Chinese the loaves and fishes would have been gutter oil and eels.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Blaspheme all you want, but Jesus to me will always be a half-wonky-eyed man who could sing better than everyone and hung out with too many dirty dancing hippies

The jews and jebs of our modern day are just jealous of him. Look at Jeb's posts seething with indignant jealousy that he wasn't born with dirty blonde hair and effortless joe dirt facial hair possibilities

 

[Juschippinyababe]

How often do you think you make the same post multiple times?

I thought you died from the vaccine

 

[Chive Turkey]

Not a good troll. Even the lib retards here wouldn’t argue that jesus was black because it doesn’t really matter. What he did and who he was is way more important than what he looked like

So basically I think Jesus was Chinese

>the responses to this

Boq likes to say he broke people's brains around here, but the honor clearly belongs to Sue.

 

[JebJoh]

The whole “Jesus looked like whatever is obviously just a bunch of closeted queers who think Jesus would be their boyfriend if he existed. Go suck some duck at your church and stop broadcasting your gay nonsense.

 

[RoTheHo69]

The whole “Jesus looked like whatever is obviously just a bunch of closeted queers who think Jesus would be their boyfriend if he existed. Go suck some duck at your church and stop broadcasting your gay nonsense.

Roast duck?

 

[Barzoni1010]

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Yeah, I’m sure the middle eastern Jew totally looked like this

 

[Child..]

Whoever made that was a Jew who hates Jesus. Also most Jesus mockery is by Jews or Anglos who are influenced memetically by Jewish concepts/movie buffster types, etc.

Islam describes Jesus' appearance very, very very explicitly as it does Moses, Mohammed etc. Jesus was the palest out of the three, Mohammed was "wheatish" and Moses was dark/brown.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Go suck some duck

Roast duck?

Jeb's flying spaghetti monster religion doesn't allow fellatious expletives

 

[RoTheHo69]

Jeb's flying spaghetti monster religion doesn't allow fellatious expletives

What's wrong with roast duck?

 

[NoBacon]

 

[JebJoh]

What's wrong with roast duck?

A little fatty but pretty good

 

[Leeeavings]

Joseph Christ, History’s Greatest Cuck

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Ramsey wuz black!”

 

[Hairy Peckas]

Jesus was a trans man child, I’m sorry you’re so stupid.