JDA vs Patrick, who would win in a fight?

[RobertMewler]

You must have missed the tweet where pat says he can chase you for miles then tie you in a knot. Anyone got that handy?

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/899803753724948481

 

[guest]

You must have missed the tweet where pat says he can chase you for miles then tie you in a knot. Anyone got that handy?

Krav Maga is my specialTy, child.

 

[Bigsmooth]

But are pads allowed?

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Id say JDA but if theres a bo-staff involved, Im afraid fatso might dish out 36 chambers of shaochins

 

[Guyincognito]

Cmon now. None of you watch boxing? Mexicans have crazy good chins. I assume Spaniards have some of those genetics. Plus, Pigger looks like he’s made of mayonnaise

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/899803753724948481

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/899803753724948481

Elmo has bigger arms than Pat

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Thikki would charge out of the house and clunk both their heads together like Moe for interrupting her afternoon stories.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Things would end very quickly and very poorly for JDA, and He KNOws IT!

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

His hooves are registered as lethal barnyard implements

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

JDA has a mean look in his eyes - like a junkyard dog.

However, Pat knows MMA.

(Making Mixed Appetizers)

I think it would go like the Jack London story A Piece of Steak, with Pat collapsing for a lack of a Philly Cheesesteak and pint of key lime sour to keep his energy up.

A Piece of Steak | East of the Web

www.eastoftheweb.com

 

[Phish]

Thanks, I hate it.

See, THIS is what were talking about. THIS is the type of thing that would set Patty off ona 30 tweet rant. Jon literally writes a funny 4 word response and we laugh and move on. If Jon came in here saying “fuck you. I swear if youd face me id pummel you. I deadlift 500 lbs daily, child. Id beat you senseless. Stop photoshopping me.” Id hop right on the bandwagon of bashing Jon. But hes a normal guy with a normal sense of humor. Thats rly all i ask out of these people. Fucking laugh every now and again. You fucking perpetual victims make me sick.

 

[CuntFucker .]

JDA would cut him. I know Latinos.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

there should be a third option "My Ribs"

 

[guest]

Patrick would get gassed in under 30 seconds

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

get gassed

 

[PogromStallone]

Had to vote for Pat, after a couple of hits to the jaw he'll unlock his inner retard strength.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Pat has never been in a fight or been hit, he wouldn't be as much of an insufferable cunt as he is if he'd been slapped around a few times when he deserved it. JDA being part spic or whatever but also into scifi has certainly been in a few scraps if only to defend that faggotry.

Pat's only defense would be if he was able to run and tattle before any fists were thrown.

 

[The REAL JDA]

See, THIS is what were talking about. THIS is the type of thing that would set Patty off ona 30 tweet rant. Jon literally writes a funny 4 word response and we laugh and move on. If Jon came in here saying “fuck you. I swear if youd face me id pummel you. I deadlift 500 lbs daily, child. Id beat you senseless. Stop photoshopping me.” Id hop right on the bandwagon of bashing Jon. But hes a normal guy with a normal sense of humor. Thats rly all i ask out of these people. Fucking laugh every now and again. You fucking perpetual victims make me sick.

SJWs can't laugh because they were raped/abused as children (Probably at Worldcon in Pat's case) and are perpetuating cycles as adults.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

SJWs can't laugh because they were raped/abused as children (Probably at Worldcon in Pat's case) and are perpetuating cycles as adults.

I've already told you, little baby stupid child. I'm going to fuck you till you love me.