JDA vs Patrick, who would win in a fight?

[guest]

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[Cuphead]

JDA.

JDA isn't a fat fuck and looks like he could take a few punches

 

[RobertMewler]

JDA's Mexican so he's got the lower center of gravity and oily joints. He could duck and weave while Pig tries to do girl slaps.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I like JDA but Pat has that retard strength going for him.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Patrick might smother him to death between those massive floppy tits

 

[guest]

I like JDA but Pat has that retard strength going for him.

Pat looks soft and pudgy as fawwk...JDA looks more 'solid'.

 

[Harry Powell]

I’m assuming no weapons? Otherwise JDA definitely has a switchblade on him that he’s good with, which is superior to Rick and his asscrack knife

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I like JDA but Pat has that retard strength going for him.

If he had retard strength we'd have videos of him lifting weights instead of just a reddit post of him lying about benching 250.

Ive got JDA, first round - I think Patrick gets hit clean in the catfish kisser once and tells his corner to throw in the pink blankie.

*edit: it is of utmost importance also to not forget how much of a retarded maverick Pat tries to be - he will never do something just because it's the way its always been done when he could instead do something fat and weird (see: the apple pie made with red delicious). I would not at all put it past Rick to come out of the corner trying the windmill technique

 

[Ladynyahh]

Like the other brothermen said, pats got retard strength and probably a high pain tolerance because he was beat up and bullied as a child

 

[guest]

I think Pat uses the significant weight difference to his advantage and rushes JDA like a more retarded version of The Waterboy.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

@The REAL JDA hey we need you to fly to Milwaukee to
settle a bet for no money.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

I'd put him in a triangle, and break his fucking neck like all the little nigglets I've slain.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I like JDA but Pat has that retard strength going for him.

Fuck I wanna undo my vote now. You're right.

Like the other brothermen said, pats got retard strength and probably a high pain tolerance because he was beat up and bullied as a child

He's used to getting pegged by niki with her yellow teeth and with sunglasses on her head.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Pat "perchance (sic) for violence" Tomlinson was reduced to tears from a simple phone call from a journalist. He's an emotional, womanly, and fat person. I don't think he would even fight back.

 

[The REAL JDA]

Pat knows kung fu, but I actively play tennis so I actually do cardio and can probably run around him until he collapses of a heart attack.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Pat knows kung fu, but I actively play tennis so I actually do cardio and can probably run around him until he collapses of a heart attack.

Dan’s Kung Fu is the best, child.

 

[The REAL JDA]

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Thanks, I hate it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat knows kung fu, but I actively play tennis so I actually do cardio and can probably run around him until he collapses of a heart attack.

You must have missed the tweet where pat says he can chase you for miles then tie you in a knot. Anyone got that handy?

 

[guest]

Pat knows kung fu, but I actively play tennis so I actually do cardio and can probably run around him until he collapses of a heart attack.

Using those thinkin' meats