Jay Mohr is banging the owner of the Lakers.

[wbgreen]

Personally Jay Mooorzzz gets a pass from me for his legendary phoners and Louis C.K./Ricky Gervais bashing.

On one hand, Gervass is a asshole British fairy (redundant). and Louis is almost as big a fag, so fuck them. But Jay was a pissy eyed faggot over the whole thing.

Oh no, Ricky and Louis were off by themselves! Well, stupid, they were rich and successful, and so far above the rest of you that they were doing the show a huge favor by even showing up.

Oh no, they didn't laugh at your joke. Those two aren't your peers, dumbass, they are several levels above you in comedy. Mediocre comics always have this attitude that every one who has ever gotten on stage at the Cellar is a peer of Carlin and Seinfeld. Hence, the Cellar Table became an elite club full of nobodies. When the reality of show business hits these dupes, you get Jay Mohr's whiny bitchfest.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Who Magic Johnson?

 

[WhereWeAt]

nikki cox- b. 1978
jeanie buss b. 1961

upgrade? are you faggots on crack?

Never had a bad experience with an older woman. This whole, "Adult women? Yuck!" is some real Cumia bullshit.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

God damn I thought this was Donald Sterling for a second and laughed my ass off

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Jay Mohr is a homosexual

 

[guest]

nikki cox- b. 1978
jeanie buss b. 1961

upgrade? are you faggots on crack?

that missing chromosome voice actor deserves nothing more than 60 year old pussy. fucking loser

Look up their net worths now. I’d bang some 60 year old broad for 2 billion dollars too

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Fuck You

You have a dog in this fight?

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Age is irrelevant, considering Nikki Cox looks like a mutant. I’d rather take the older billionaire that can pass for human and gives me Laker’s box seats for life.

 

[EraGodless]

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Ps-Shaq is known to be THE most hung guy in the NBA, possibly one of the biggest in sports. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Jeanie’s pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with shaq barely able to force it past the knob, and jeanie moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Shaw’s throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

Nice living up to your username, stupid.

 

[guest]

So what? His son's name is still Meredith

Meredith Mohr-Cox.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

So I guess his gay romance with Logan Lynn was just a temporary thing? Maybe it was the medication he was on for his blood pressure.

You can get a doctors note saying you don’t like to suck cock?

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Jeannie Buss is hot for an older chick. I personally like Jay Mohr (more for his appearances on the Jim Rome Show than O and A though, he’s actually entertaining talking about sports). But she kinda downgraded from the GOAT NBA coach Phil Jackson to Jay Mohr, just sayin.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

On one hand, Gervass is a asshole British fairy (redundant). and Louis is almost as big a fag, so fuck them. But Jay was a pissy eyed faggot over the whole thing.

Oh no, Ricky and Louis were off by themselves! Well, stupid, they were rich and successful, and so far above the rest of you that they were doing the show a huge favor by even showing up.

Oh no, they didn't laugh at your joke. Those two aren't your peers, dumbass, they are several levels above you in comedy. Mediocre comics always have this attitude that every one who has ever gotten on stage at the Cellar is a peer of Carlin and Seinfeld. Hence, the Cellar Table became an elite club full of nobodies. When the reality of show business hits these dupes, you get Jay Mohr's whiny bitchfest.

Mediocre? You guys related, or friends or something?

 

[Phish]

Who Magic Johnson?

Some guy who invented AIDS or something like that

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

FREE MY NIGGA SHKRELI!!

I worked hard to get where I am!

Is that Theranos girlboss in jail yet?