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JAMES BOND DIES AT THE END OF NO TIME TO DIE

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It's his last movie and they hate the character. I'm expecting him to turn out to have been the real Blofeld the whole time.

You see, Janiqua Bond, I have been using MI6 the whole time to establish a network of highly competent white males to run the world.

Awww sheeeeeit!


[SIZE=9px]edit: Say whole time again, stupid[/SIZE]
 
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I figured they would do that shit. Bond has been replaced multiple times in 50 years with barely a mention in the movies but Bond isn’t acceptable in this woke era. This way a woman can become “bond” by the angry woke crowd that won’t even see a bond movie that was catered to them. It’s lame but true about “woke = broke” because no matter what you can’t please the woke crowd and will piss off the audience you have.
 

Cuphead

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Just shut the fuck up and stop being a dick!
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Clint Ruin

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I figured they would do that shit. Bond has been replaced multiple times in 50 years with barely a mention in the movies but Bond isn’t acceptable in this woke era. This way a woman can become “bond” by the angry woke crowd that won’t even see a bond movie that was catered to them. It’s lame but true about “woke = broke” because no matter what you can’t please the woke crowd and will piss off the audience you have.
Eh, you can please them. Just do black panther or something that is inherently woke. It's when they shoehorn woke where it doesn't belong. There's absolutely room to be successful pandering, they're just such vultures that they want that sjw money without risking it on a new IP.

On that subject, all that shit I just said is going to be proven wrong when the new Matrix is a massive hit, is super woke, and almost certainly is fucking terrible.
 

Cuphead

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Eh, you can please them. Just do black panther or something that is inherently woke. It's when they shoehorn woke where it doesn't belong. There's absolutely room to be successful pandering, they're just such vultures that they want that sjw money without risking it on a new IP.

On that subject, all that shit I just said is going to be proven wrong when the new Matrix is a massive hit, is super woke, and almost certainly is fucking terrible.
The whole plot of the new Matrix leaked and it's even worse than the other 2 sequels. Of course, anyone who knew how shit the last two were and letting the directors who are now some of the ugliest trannys you'll ever see come back already confirmed that.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Eh, you can please them. Just do black panther or something that is inherently woke. It's when they shoehorn woke where it doesn't belong. There's absolutely room to be successful pandering, they're just such vultures that they want that sjw money without risking it on a new IP.

On that subject, all that shit I just said is going to be proven wrong when the new Matrix is a massive hit, is super woke, and almost certainly is fucking terrible.
You can please them, but not forever. No matter how much you bend over backwards they will not be happy.
 
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