Jake Paul Vs Mike Tyson Live Viewing Thread

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

No thats his stupid gay brother who also boxes now. The one who works with Mr Beast on his lunchable knockoffs and KSI with “Prime” (a drink for kids with lead in it)

Jake got big off “it’s everyday bro” and doing vlogging videos for kids. He was called out as a scumbag for just coercing and guilting children to buy his merch constantly. Now he boxes. Gay.

I always alternate between thinking you’re 45 or 23. Point in the 23 column.

 

[Dr. Adam Cox]

It's great that they were able to get such relevant celebrities, like Cedric the Entertainer and Rosie Parez

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Everyone come to my thread instead of this gay one. There's free soft drinks.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

BTW, can someone explain to the folks at home who this Jake Paul character is?

I was going to ask.

 

[EraGodless]

My friend is a middle school teacher and he said this was all his students were talking about today. Apparently they're all obsessed with Jay Paul and Juice Wrld

Who knew evil girls have the prettiest face, child?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was going to ask.

He's a blond dildo Disney kid.

 

[EraGodless]

Juice WRLD’s music sucked cock but his freestyling was pretty incredible. “So cold like Ice Road Truckers.” Is it? Nice 2 decades late reference.

Nice dying from an overdose because you don't have a fall guy, stupid.

 

[Cuphead]

Get these dumb hoes out of here

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Guys, my cousin works at the police station and he said the cops are coming to shut this thread down. We should all just head over to my thread.

 

[RoTheHo69]

No i’m saying its all just fake wrestling bullshit.

No you're intending to say that but you said they expanded into ass boxing. Ass boxing motherfucker.

 

[Suetonius]

Nice dying from an overdose because you don't have a fall guy, stupid.

Such a shame we lost this guy. He was basically the black Mozart.

 

[Cuphead]

I think Brazil looking faggot takes this one

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You all just made my shit list. I don't even want you in my thread. DON'T COME.

 

[Suetonius]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Such a shame we lost this guy. He was basically the black Mozart.

I’ll never understand what’s more offensive. Eminem’s CGI’d hair or Juice WRLD’s uninspired chorus that’s autotuned to shit.
Edit: might help to link what you’re talking about, stupid:

 

[EraGodless]

I’ll never understand what’s more offensive. Eminem’s CGI’d hair or Juice WRLD’s uninspired chorus that’s autotuned to shit.
Edit: might help to link what you’re talking about, stupid:

Eminem's hair has nothing on Bruce Willis' hair in Armageddon or Samuel L Jackson's in Jackie Brown.

 

[Cuphead]

Netflix is already suttering and we aren't even at the main event yet. Nice first live sports event, stupid

 

[Cuphead]

Imagine getting your face tatted to get beat by a street shitter who boxes with his hands down

 

[EraGodless]

Stupid announcer bitch just said the fight won't start for another two hours. Nice keeping the viewers engaged, stupid.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Tysons speed is insane for a 60 year old. I honestly think he could legitimately beat Paul but he’d have to do it early.