“Jackie’s stupidity is supernatural”

[cachorro]

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“Why won’t anyone take me seriously!?” I hope the people running OWASP are seeing this shit.

 

[guest]

Flavia must call her family back in Rio and just start sobbing.
"I came to Amedeeca for to make a dee toilet buzeeness and to have mowney for to buy nice theengs, but Meester Dan's eenternet friends want for me to be a seshual trafeeker. Mama I want for to come home!"

 

[cachorro]

Flavia must call her family back in Rio and just start sobbing.
"I came to Amedeeca for to make a dee toilet buzeeness and to have mowney for to buy nice theengs, but Meester Dan's eenternet friends want for me to be a seshual trafeeker. Mama I want for to come home!"

Don’t be ridiculous, life expectancy is 24 in her favela, that bitch’s mom is mulch

 

[EraGodless]

She is 100% abusing stimulants. This is the kind of bullshit I would have connected the dots on after smoking meth or taking 100mg of Adderall. Could also be cocaine I guess but she can’t afford that

DXM will do that to you as well. AMA DXM.

 

[quasi101]

that bitch’s mom is mulch

ironically her sons have to spread it around some shitty strip mall parking lot

 

[Sue Lightning]

DXM will do that to you as well. AMA DXM.

I SHOW NO LOVE to HOMO THUGS

 

[Sue Lightning]

Fuck i thought that said DMX

 

[RoTheHo69]

DXM will do that to you as well. AMA DXM.

Except that shit is real. Fucks with the matrix.

 

[kingship75]

DXM will do that to you as well. AMA DXM.

The fuck is DXM?

 

[EraGodless]

Except that shit is real. Fucks with the matrix.

It does. I saw and experienced some crazy shit that I struggle to explain to this day. It's so crazy, that it would be a million times easier explaining Patrick and the Patrickverse to Joe Biden than what happened when I took DXM.

One thing I remember for sure is that I got stuck in a loop involving the movie Groundhog Day for like 2 hours (maybe longer). The loop would end with me standing up and saying "It's Groundhog Day!" And then sitting back down on the couch and the loop would start over. An even crazier part is that I was on the phone the whole time during the loop and the person on the other line kept on repeating themselves as well.

I stopped doing that shit after flying a little too close to the Sun and worrying about serotonin syndrome and permanently becoming a complete dummy. The too close to the Sun part is that It made me realize the answers/keys to life are out there and one of the keys is thar paradoxes play are large part in our existence and everyday life. The answers/keys are somewhere within those paradoxes. Just beginning to explain what was crystal clear in my head- to the point I wrote it down and they weren't psychotic ramblings of a schizo. However, my brother threw out my notebooks/writings when he was cleaning out my father's house. I've said too much, child.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Shes jealous the Dan man is going to be raking in righteous bucks (10's of dollars) from super chats on youtube.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I wonder if back when Jackie was cheating on her husband with ( at least ) two other pieces of shit with zero protection or contraception, if she ever for a moment considered just how much it would be affecting her in middle age ( and not just because it wrecked her all ready fridge shaped body).

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

DAN USES THE HAARP SYSTEM TO MANIPULATE THE ELECTION! THE BILDEBERG GROUP HAS HISTORICAL TIES TO THE MULLEN FAMILY! I WAS A GOVERNOR, I ATE A GRAVY MEAL!

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Dan is sending these two retards absolutely spiraling by just existing. I don’t get why he isn’t universally loved and appreciated.

 

[kingship75]

I wonder if back when Jackie was cheating on her husband with ( at least ) two other pieces of shit with zero protection or contraception, if she ever for a moment considered just how much it would be affecting her in middle age ( and not just because it wrecked her all ready fridge shaped body).

Ooh. I bet that will sting when she reads it.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Dan is sending these two retards absolutely spiraling by just existing. I don’t get why he isn’t universally loved and appreciated.

jealousy

 

[Mimi Beardsley]

So for Snackie, anything anyone says on the internet is 100% concrete truth with no exaggeration, hyperbole or humor.

This is one kooky bitch.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

My favorite part was Rick being so shaken by Dan's mere presence he needed an armed escort to his car.

From the police call logs that day, Pat got an armed escort to and from home because he was so scared. Imagine what the cop thought when he saw Dan at the courthouse after Pat freaked out about him being there. " You are afraid of that!?"

 

[quasi101]

From the police call logs that day, Pat got an armed escort to and from home because he was so scared. Imagine what the cop thought when he saw Dan at the courthouse after Pat freaked out about him being there. " You are afraid of that!?"

Maybe the cop thought whatever dan has is contagious.