J Lo cancels summer tour

[BootyJuice]

Is Affleck back on the sauce yet? I didn't realize he went ahead and married the lunatic. Genuinely.

 

[Voscabulary]

Is Affleck back on the sauce yet? I didn't realize he went ahead and married the lunatic. Genuinely.

would you tell us if you did?

 

[BootyJuice]

would you tell us if you did?

Of course. I’m a fiercely loyal dude.
EDIT: and hungover. Fawwwwwk

 

[DMbA]

J-Lo/J-worse etc

More like J won't see her Lo more

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Probably shouldn't look that good at 54

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m really surprised she’s had a career as long as she’s had. It should have been long over about 15 years ago. Just about every movie she did was not exactly a box office hit and I was shocked they kept putting her in things. She probably had a worse box office record than Jennifer Aniston who had maybe 3 hit movies in a 25 year span.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’m really surprised she’s had a career as long as she’s had. It should have been long over about 15 years ago. Just about every movie she did was not exactly a box office hit and I was shocked they kept putting her in things. She probably had a worse box office record than Jennifer Aniston who had maybe 3 hit movies in a 25 year span.

I don’t know, every girl I ever dated loved that maid in manhattan movie.

But yeah, her music career has been dead and buried for at least 15 years

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I don’t know, every girl I ever dated loved that maid in manhattan movie.

But yeah, her music career has been dead and buried for at least 15 years

But that movie was from the early 2000s, can people name the movies she’s been doing for the past 15 years? Same with Jennifer Aniston, she’s been in so many movies since the late 90s the only ones I remember being hits were Marley & Me, The Break Up, and Were The Millers.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

But that movie was from the early 2000s, can people name the movies she’s been doing for the past 15 years? Same with Jennifer Aniston, she’s been in so many movies since the late 90s the only ones I remember being hits were Marley & Me, The Break Up, and Were The Millers.

True, it’s a good point. Jennifer Aniston is close with Adam Sandler, which is basically its own acting union where you’ll always have a role, apparently.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Probably shouldn't look that good at 54

When you’ve got Kurt Love procured Adrenochrome…..

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I'm convinced ben affleck is going to murder her eventually. she seems like an absolute nag, and he looks homicidally depressed in every single pavaratti photo you see him in

Bennifer

 

[BrotherMan1488]

All the big summer tours are washed up 80s and 90s performers other than Taylor Swift. Janet Jackson has a tour going but she’s playing places like Hershey Park.

What have you done for me lately?

 

[BrotherMan1488]

I’m really surprised she’s had a career as long as she’s had. It should have been long over about 15 years ago. Just about every movie she did was not exactly a box office hit and I was shocked they kept putting her in things. She probably had a worse box office record than Jennifer Aniston who had maybe 3 hit movies in a 25 year span.

Really annoyed me seeing Jennifer Aniston in everything

 

[IDidThisForYou]

I remember she had a new single out around 2016, but when it came out it was produced by Dr Luke, who was being accused by Kesha and her mother of rape in order to get out of her contract, the public lost their shit. It got to the point where they were saying “don’t blame j-lo, she didn’t know about the accusations”. Which is complete horshit; it was a huge story when it came out 2 years prior. In the end, her single did nothing, Kesha faded to obscurity after spending millions so she could continue to not make music, and Bennifer is still going strong (he’s so back on the booze).

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I remember she had a new single out around 2016, but when it came out it was produced by Dr Luke, who was being accused by Kesha and her mother of rape in order to get out of her contract, the public lost their shit. It got to the point where they were saying “don’t blame j-lo, she didn’t know about the accusations”. Which is complete horshit; it was a huge story when it came out 2 years prior. In the end, her single did nothing, Kesha faded to obscurity after spending millions so she could continue to not make music, and Bennifer is still going strong (he’s so back on the booze).

“I wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy” didn’t age well either.