I've literally done this too many times to count. This is wrong now?

[Stent]

I havent used a condom since I was fawkin 18.

Prep?

 

[Brooke Shields]

Don't you hate when a lady has a nice smooth soft ass, but you wack and slap it so hard so many times that it starts to tighten up and get harder? Bitch did you just get a tumor from getting spanked? Lol

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

we deserve to be made fun of by black comics

 

[Bam's Wrinkled Thumb]

And they're so obviously fake too. Tells:
* Way too "on the nose". The guy will """violate consent""" or some other such nonsense, then say "I don't believe in consent oh and women should be in the kitchen oh and fuck niggers". There's always just a few more things added on the top that tell you they're just making shit up to get you going.
* The redditor always has the perfect clapback queued up and says it in perfect therapy-reddit speak
* Pretending to support shit that reddit loves but we know women fucking HATE in real life. Just look at her comments beyond the original post, oh she's just WILDLY turned on by a dude whispering consent shit in her ear? Real women fucking hate that shit.

It's either a creative writing exercise or some fat fuck feminist dude doing a heckin' feminism for his sisters!

Basically she liked getting choked, said nothing, and came up with this fantasy because she felt like a whore later when he didn't call back

Also op was probably a dude