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I've got a sore neck so I'm going to get a massage. But I haven't tugged my peckah in a while so I'm afraid I'll get a boner1 when she's rubbing me.

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Yeah thats why you are going extinct ainna...all those hook-ups leading to one big nothing.
That's correct. But what am I meant to do? If a store is being looted, am I gonna be the sucker who walks into that store and pays for a television?

If a slut was out in the rain, what would you do??
 
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That's correct. But what am I meant to do? If a store is being looted, am I gonna be the sucker who walks into that store and pays for a television?

If a slut was out in the rain, what would you do??
I wasnt serious...the hook up culture is dead, you arent fucking 100 women without paying for them.

If you can, it would mean you could have fucked 500-1500 during the 2000s-2010s, which would place you at rockstar levels.
 
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I wasnt serious...the hook up culture is dead, you arent fucking 100 women without paying for them.

If you can, it would mean you could have fucked 500-1500 during the 2000s-2010s, which would place you at rockstar levels.
I'm already around 1/10th of the way there, albeit I was traveling around Europe for most of those.
 
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finger-blasting Asian tourists in Rome doesnt count, child
Yes, it really does.

In all seriousness, not sure if just fingering some deranged stlaker Patti type Jim Norton style counts. I think my solid rule is I need to cum and she needs to help.

Example: 2 weeks ago I came on a "chick's" face. That counts. Even though I was just jerking off.
 
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