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I've been retaining semen for 4 hours now.
- Thread starter Professor Consent
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very nice brotherman! i hope you make it to at least 18 hours.
after months of trying, i can now do about 16h uninterrupted like it's child's play.
after months of trying, i can now do about 16h uninterrupted like it's child's play.
I'm down to an hour of semen retention now unfortunately.
But in half an hour I'm going to start retaining again.
godspeed. nothing can stop us!
I was on the wagon for 36 minutes but then my jump rope brushed my nether regions and I had to "release". This program is very confusing and I'd like my money back Jim
One of my favorite bits back in the reddit days was sending porn to people in the nofap sub. I got a lot of death threats, but the funnier replies were essays about how that totally didn't affect them and that they're going to succeed despite people like me.
I've been retaining feces for two weeks, I can feel my power level growing by the minute. My body radiates a visible aura that frightens mere mortals. Soon I will be able to gaze directly into the Astral realms and speak with the Eternal Ancients in their own tongue.
you sound like you have proto-excretionary mania.