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The concept of "friends" is a jewish psyop you only see in tv shows yeah?
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It's normal to not have friends right?
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I had a group of friends in my early 20s that would all hangout constantly. It got old. They got annoying. Took years to jettison them out of my life. Friends are for fags. 1 solid buddy that you can trust with your life is all you need.
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WWAWD friends group chat where you see someone every five years or so and talk a few times a week?
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I'm trying to get one of these. But Nigger Jim barely replies to my DMs.
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Totally normal. I'm down to making friends with wild crows because I'm sick of people.
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Wanna go to red lobster together?
I'm a real crow btw. Feed me, hug me, tug on my feathers.
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I haven't seen one of my closest friends since covid. We are meeting up tonight. Granted we live in different countries now but I used to see my friends every week but now I can go years and it not be a issue whatsoever
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My problem is having coworkers asking me to hangout constantly. I dont do that. I dont want to play golf with you, I dont want to go fishing with you, I dont want to meet your wife. Its like people forget that we're all being paid to be nice.
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100% agree with this. My coworkers always want to hang out and no way, we're not cut from the same cloth.
It's ironic though, they're the only people who want to hang out with me because I'm not being my true self at work, I'm suppressing all my gay autism.
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If I went to the park with that costume I can't imagine how the crows would react. Especially if I use the crow call that I used once that fucking startled them.
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I think people who have to have friends and constantly go out and do shit with others are mentally weak and afraid of having an introspective moment alone. That or I'm just a maladjusted antisocial loser. Maybe both.
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Best thing about when I started working with family was I didn't have to waste time with people I just happened to work with. Still had work parties etc but wouldn't require that falseness
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I just want 1 cool friend I can say faggot around.
Maybe he can ride a motorcycle, and have big muscles. That'd be ideal.
Not for gay reasons or anything, it'd just be good to be hanging around a strong, manly, protective guy in case we ran into trouble. Which we would, because we would be a couple of bad boys.
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To clarify, I am not gay.
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You should have gay sex with him again to reminisce the old time
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You could always take some roidskis and become the musclehead faggot you want for a friend. Become your own tulpa.
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You know, I was thinking of that when I posted it. You attract who you are etc. I won't do the tulpa thing, but if I become jacked I could attract someone like @johnnynoname into my life.