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The concept of "friends" is a jewish psyop you only see in tv shows yeah?
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1 solid buddy that you can trust with your life is all you need.
Wanna go to red lobster together?Totally normal. I'm down to making friends with wild crows because I'm sick of people.
100% agree with this. My coworkers always want to hang out and no way, we're not cut from the same cloth.My problem is having coworkers asking me to hangout constantly. I dont do that. I dont want to play golf with you, I dont want to go fishing with you, I dont want to meet your wife. Its like people forget that we're all being paid to be nice.
If I went to the park with that costume I can't imagine how the crows would react. Especially if I use the crow call that I used once that fucking startled them.Wanna go to red lobster together?
I'm a real crow btw. Feed me, hug me, tug on my feathers.
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If I went to the park with that costume I can't imagine how the crows would react. Especially if I use the crow call that I used once that fucking startled them.
Best thing about when I started working with family was I didn't have to waste time with people I just happened to work with. Still had work parties etc but wouldn't require that falsenessMy problem is having coworkers asking me to hangout constantly. I dont do that. I dont want to play golf with you, I dont want to go fishing with you, I dont want to meet your wife. Its like people forget that we're all being paid to be nice.
I just want 1 cool friend I can say faggot around.I think people who have to have friends and constantly go out and do shit with others are mentally weak and afraid of having an introspective moment alone. That or I'm just a maladjusted antisocial loser. Maybe both.
You should have gay sex with him again to reminisce the old timeI haven't seen one of my closest friends since covid. We are meeting up tonight. Granted we live in different countries now but I used to see my friends every week but now I can go years and it not be a issue whatsoever
You could always take some roidskis and become the musclehead faggot you want for a friend. Become your own tulpa.To clarify, I am not gay.
You know, I was thinking of that when I posted it. You attract who you are etc. I won't do the tulpa thing, but if I become jacked I could attract someone like @johnnynoname into my life.You could always take some roidskis and become the musclehead faggot you want for a friend. Become your own tulpa.
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