it's FRIDAY yall!

[TheYepster]

So she gets paid to dirty up toilets?

She be shitting up a storm after some of em México slop right gang

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

“Uhhh….uhhh…. Honey……”

“What do joo want? Joo know I hate jat voice jyou make when joo have bad news.”

“I think you’re going to have to…. private your Facebook. I’m sorry. I think I pissed off my internet friends. They’re saying really mean things and posting pictures. I’m so sorry Flavia. I tried to stop them. I even told them to knock it off with being mean to women!”

“Jour inteernet friendjs? Thees is why? Dan! I told joo it was no good! Because some losers online don’t like joo? Have some fucking balljs and be man! My beesness must suffer because jour a loser? No! No! Joo no talk to me rest of night! Until jour ready to be a man!!!”

“Ok………snort.”

Dan, that last sentence is a reference to you not getting an Opie reference where he could be heard sniffing on mic during his passionate moments about Anthony.

I always read her as Tony Montana.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Shouldn't the 'after' photo be on the right?

She likes her toilets to remind her of home

 

[HotDogJoe]

how do you think the conversation went
when dan told flavia she has to make her facebook private

I wouldn't be surprised at all if Flavia has forbade Dan from coming back here. You can tell he's itching to get in on the pig posting again but something's holding him back. I guess being a filthy refugee on KF will have to suffice.

I'm so sorry, Dan. (Paul Weimer, reference)

 

[Honey Badger]

don't get between me and italian guys. when i went to italy they would literally say ciao bella to me in the streets it was wonderful

Italian guys will fuck anything. Don’t get a big head about it

 

[JumboYumYums]

He said she was a 9

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

He said she was a 9

 

[Stent]

Once Dan crushes his sales quota for the quarter he's going to have some gift cards ready.

: You want on the show? Give me a reason to invite you. Don't just tell me you'll try to be funny and have a few laughs. I need to see your work.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

That’s where your parenting skills went. Down the toilet