it's FRIDAY yall!

[captain_kamala]

 

[Imager]

Nothing like starting your weekend with a sparkling clean shitter.

 

[captain_kamala]

Shouldn't the 'after' photo be on the right?

i like when people make that mixup on r/progresspics

 

[Mitch Weaver]

See Dan, this is what simping for a house negro gets ya.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

how it started/how it's going

 

[captain_kamala]

how do you think the conversation went
when dan told flavia she has to make her facebook private

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Bams pissed Flavia cut off her gibs. Now the real Flavia posting can begin.

 

[Imager]

how do you think the conversation went
when dan told flavia she has to make her facebook private

"Honey, we're going to have to go into Phase 3"

 

[fricklefrackle]

Your vitriol is sexy. How about an Amazon gift card?

 

[guest]

Toilet brush in hand,
Flecks of shit in my eye,
Massive chin on my face,
Yep, wish I was back in Brazil.

 

[captain_kamala]

Your vitriol is sexy. How about an Amazon gift card?

are you gonna broadcast me in my pilled out jew voice?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

how do you think the conversation went
when dan told flavia she has to make her facebook private

“Uhhh….uhhh…. Honey……”

“What do joo want? Joo know I hate jat voice jyou make when joo have bad news.”

“I think you’re going to have to…. private your Facebook. I’m sorry. I think I pissed off my internet friends. They’re saying really mean things and posting pictures. I’m so sorry Flavia. I tried to stop them. I even told them to knock it off with being mean to women!”

“Jour inteernet friendjs? Thees is why? Dan! I told joo it was no good! Because some losers online don’t like joo? Have some fucking balljs and be man! My beesness must suffer because jour a loser? No! No! Joo no talk to me rest of night! Until jour ready to be a man!!!”

“Ok………snort.”

Dan, that last sentence is a reference to you not getting an Opie reference where he could be heard sniffing on mic during his passionate moments about Anthony.

 

[guest]

Cleaning toilets or taking dick for a living? It’s a tough one man!

 

[fricklefrackle]

are you gonna broadcast me in my pilled out jew voice?

I'm Italian. I could try, bellissima.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

So she gets paid to dirty up toilets?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm Italian. I could try, bellissima.

Ew.

 

[guest]

Yeaaaaaa, aaaaaand I closed some prettttty big deals today, I have a high-powered sales job, so I’m gonna crack a few bud lights, start up the super secret podcast in a little, and relaxxx. Just hang.

What does your wife do for a living, dan?
She doesn’t have to work, right?
I mean, she’s a 9 from brazil, some modeling gig I’m guessing?

S-she, u-uh, has a…cleaning service.
Just a part time gig for f-fun.

 

[captain_kamala]

Ew.

don't get between me and italian guys. when i went to italy they would literally say ciao bella to me in the streets it was wonderful

 

[fricklefrackle]

Ew.

Watch it, leaf.

 

[Opesterino]

how do you think the conversation went
when dan told flavia she has to make her facebook private

lol poor dan