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“It was a good one today”, was it?

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Start date Feb 17, 2023

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Feb 20, 2023

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
That Xia chick sucks. I don't understand why she's so comedy-adjacent. She's some onlyfans whoore. That's literally her whole thing. Then I think Norton made her the new Chipperson sidekick so she'd fuck him (she won't) and she's popped up on a bunch of GAS Digital shit. I've seen her on RAP a few times and she's good natured and doesn't get offended at anything but she's never, ever been funny. People also talk like she's the most beautiful thing on Earth and she's just a pretty standard good looking chick.

I had no idea who this chick was so I did some digging.

Nice career, stupid.

Moved to LA in 2013, but doesn't have any pre-2018 she deemed worth putting in her resume, and that job is not exactly a winner either. She's spent five years waiting tables in Los Angeles only to bounce from shitty sidegig to sidegig and end up on the other side of the country.

I reiterate: nice career, stupid.

Last edited: Feb 20, 2023

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