Is user @turry fawks lying about having a wife and kids? Are those toothbrushes in his weakling manlet selfie owned by multiple gay lover room mates?

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I was 14 years old

 

[NoBacon]

Is the whole "sound like a woman" thing the reason you think of me whenever you get horny? I never think of you when I get horny.

@Sue Lightning WWAW with gay radar percentage on this guy.

Bear in mind,

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I don’t understand this, what does it mean?

He wants to have hardcore gay sex with you

 

[Sue2]

@Sue Lightning WWAW with gay radar percentage on this guy.

Bear in mind,

Thats a tough one man. I can’t say percentages but he’s straight, maybe a little metrosexual. You may know this already but fags can’t help themselves. If Jenna were gay there would be some mention of him being a fag somewhere.

 

[Jenna]

If Jenna were gay there would be some mention of him being a fag somewhere.

Yeah like me posting whenever I get the urge to masturbate I immediately start thinking about NoBacon and my other forum enemies.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

@Turry Fawks is too short to be a father.

 

[NoBacon]

Thats a tough one man. I can’t say percentages but he’s straight, maybe a little metrosexual. You may know this already but fags can’t help themselves. If Jenna were gay there would be some mention of him being a fag somewhere.

He is obsessed with rom coms, has an encyclopaedia understanding of celebrity gossip, worships actresses but not in a “I want to have a go inside her” way, in a “the silhouette of her dress at the gala was so complementary to her eye shadow” way.

Also when he talks about women and women he’s supposedly fucked, he sounds like Steve Carrel in 40 year old virgin talking about sand.

It’s 100%, Sue.

 

[NoBacon]

@Turry Fawks is too short to be a father.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

Did you just dispel the rumor to protect your very good friend turry?

 

[Jenna]

He is obsessed with rom coms, has an encyclopaedia understanding of celebrity gossip, worships actresses but not in a “I want to have a go inside her” way, in a “the silhouette of her dress at the gala was so complementary to her eye shadow” way.

Also when he talks about women and women he’s supposedly fucked, he sounds like Steve Carrel in 40 year old virgin talking about sand.

It’s 100%, Sue.

What romcom am I obsessed with?

You get so frothed up thinking of me just inventing random shit while you tug your sad little cock. JENNA ONLY WATCHES ROM COMS AND I WATCH MANLY CHRISTIAN MOVIES... gooooooosh. Then a nice fat load explodes all over your sweatpants and you get back to posting instead of cleaning it up.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

@Turry Fawks is too short to be a father.

Four inches still gets the job done buddy

 

[NoBacon]

What romcom am I obsessed with?

Probably ones involving two men

 

[DominusOdium]

 

[Jenna]

Probably ones involving two men

Nobody forced you to post that creepy "I think of Jenna and Turry whenever I get horny" diary entry.

But hey, you're in fully insecure, feelings hurt, I'm-rubber-you're-glue mode. Tell me more about how I'm asckually the gay one and every straight guy you know thinks of his male enemies while jacking off.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

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Nice nanaimg.net stupid

 

[Mustard]

Nice nanaimg.net stupid

That's what I used.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

From another, longer guy's cock.

That's what I used.

I know

 

[Mustard]

I know

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Oh I See. I didn't see the "nice" in the "nice xxx stupid"

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Oh I See. I didn't see the "nice" in the "nice xxx stupid"

It don’t make ya a bad person

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

This is going great!