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My pen was outside in the rain. It doesn't work anymore
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Is Turk February dead?
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Hey yo. I need some vegan food before my blood test. Any suggestions?
Busch Light
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I forget what I ordered.
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Tell me you made it to that fuckin appointment
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I actually slept through the appointment and the doctors just banged on my door until I woke up for 20 minutes. My city is weird.
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For fuck's sake. Did they get your blood or whatever the fuck they had to do?
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They did 2 vials of blood in my shared kitchen. It's really insanity. I rate it 2 out 5. They also chastised me for Busch mountain which is precious to me so I'm a little biased to pee
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Lol what did they say about Busch Mountain? Tell them it's an art installation.
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WHAT THE FUCK MAN
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They said when they were trying to wake me up the neighbors told them I live in a pile of trash. Nigerians. It's not trash! It's an art installation Im working on.
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This is why I support socialized medicine. It’s not like these alcoholics aren’t dying anyway. They’re being treated and they never pay their bills. Because they have to treat everyone who shows up, our hospitals have always been insolvent, and they are heavily government funded
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I myself ended up in the crazy ward and was fully taken care of by charity care, which is just New Jersey taxpayer money
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I was in the nut hut a few times. It's not so bad. It can actually feel pretty nice compared to the outside world.
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It really was soothing. And they complimented me on talking to the other crazies and consoling them.
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There was this one dude I felt so bad about. He was like a middle-aged, nerdy, accountant type guy who was driving to work and then just couldn’t. He had to pull over and he had a panic attack anytime he tried to psych himself up to go.
He was let go after a couple days but then when I was let go a few days after that, he was checking back in
He was let go after a couple days but then when I was let go a few days after that, he was checking back in
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If those nosey coloreds don't like living next to Oscar The Grouch's gay artist brother maybe they should move back to Nigeria
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My question is how do they know? My door is always locked and closed.