Is this the first appearance of Poet Pat?

[captain_kamala]

Wannabe Brit fat faggot Pat is back. For those who don't know, the 5th of November is Guy Fawkes' Night in Great Britain. On the 5th of November 1605 there was a failed attempt by a group of Catholic terrorists to blow up Parliament with gun powder and reinstate a Catholic monarch to the throne. Guy Fawkes was the name of the first dissident caught. He was tortured until he gave up his co-conspirators, which he eventually did. They were all hung, drawn and quartered. Since then, Brits get together on the night of November the 5th to watch fireworks displays (symbolic of the explosion that never was) burn an effigy of Guy on a bonfire, eat sausages and drink hot cider. It's the most English "holiday" there is.

There's an old children's nursery rhyme about it, which is what Fat is referring to -

Remember, remember the fifth of November,
Gunpowder treason and plot.
We see no reason
Why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!

Guy Fawkes, guy, t'was his intent
To blow up king and parliament.
Three score barrels were laid below
To prove old England's overthrow.

By God's mercy he was catch'd
With a darkened lantern and burning match.
So, holler boys, holler boys, Let the bells ring.
Holler boys, holler boys, God save the king.

And what shall we do with him?
Burn him!​

this guy sounds like a real john crow

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Behold!
Pig Man who abandoned his spawn
Whose every tweet and thought
Produces naught but a yawn

Denies that he's large
Though it's clear to see
That despite his proclamations
He's engulfed in obesity

He sued the internet once
A case that ended in an "L"
Bad heart and bad temper
Make (a lot of) room in hell!

Our lives are measured
In our deeds and our feats
Pig Man lives only
For Likes and Retweets.

 

[guest]

this guy sounds like a real john crow

Is that some voodoo hex

 

[captain_kamala]

Is that some voodoo hex

yes

Jancro | Patois Definition on Jamaican Patwah

Jancro definition, pronunciation, and example sentences on Jamaican Patwah. | Jancro - A person who takes advantage of others

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[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It's corny as fuck and not funny and a reference to a thirty year old movie. $200 says he stole it from someone else.

He def stole it, the “don’t bang your mom, Marty” jokes have been around as long as the movie. It’s like making a godfather joke about “an offer he can’t refuse” or a jaws joke about needing a bigger boat, it’s been done and done to death.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

After a fatass she bore
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore"

 

[FurBurger]

one time my husband beat my ass particularly good on nov 5
and i made a facebook post saying remember remember the 5th of november to be all cryptic about it

Could you please let your ex know that Patrick was talking shit about him?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Nigger thinks he's some kind of bard
But in reality, he's a pants shitting tard

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Poet Pat has been around for a while. I remember about a year or two ago he wrote some stupid limerick and some folks from reddit lit him up by writing better ones making fun of him for abandoning his daughter

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It's corny as fuck and not funny and a reference to a thirty year old movie. $200 says he stole it from someone else.

Ant?

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Nice rhyming November with November, stupid

 

[Bigsmooth]

It's corny as fuck and not funny and a reference to a thirty year old movie. $200 says he stole it from someone else.

No this is definitely a fat Pat original. It's so lame and clunky

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Hickory dickory dock,
Niki Robinson sucks black cock
OOOOOOOOOOOOH

 

[Easily_Remembered]

What is it about Back to the Future that has gotten faggots so excited about it over the last couple of years? I mean, it's a good movie, but dated as fuck and outclassed by so many other 80s movies. I can't imagine making jokes about it nearly 40 years after it's release.