Is this the first appearance of Poet Pat?

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Nice meter, stupid.

 

[guest]

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[42069]

There was a wrestler named sgt slaughter
Patrick S Tomlinson abandoned his daughter

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Remember remember the model con

Ade cucked you with Pringle Can Jon

Years later a Halloween party with Thik Nik

She cucked you too with a spic

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Also stop talking about Back to the Future so much you fat fuck, that movie is gay as hell in retrospect and you should feel bad attaching so much of your identity to an almost 40 year old film.

Hush, child.

 

[guest]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ade left you for Jon
Cause she never loved you

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

There once was a man from Milwaukee.

He was incredibly porky.

He thought he was cool but was dorky.

His wife preferred cocks that were chalky.

 

[captain_kamala]

one time my husband beat my ass particularly good on nov 5
and i made a facebook post saying remember remember the 5th of november to be all cryptic about it

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Pedovitz has his own contribution

 

[42069]

one time my husband beat my ass particularly good on nov 5
and i made a facebook post saying remember remember the 5th of november to be all cryptic about it

Ex or current

 

[Will Tate]

I was born on this day and that tweet makes me wish I hadn't been.

 

[captain_kamala]

Ex or current

ex!
he should have hit me harder

 

[captain_kamala]

I was born on this day and that tweet makes me wish I hadn't been.

happy cake day!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

There once was a man from Milwaukee,
On Twitter he was oh so talky.

He abandoned his daughter,
To sit and write fodder.

From black men his wife gets bukkakee.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Just awful, child

 

[Clint Ruin]

It's corny as fuck and not funny and a reference to a thirty year old movie. $200 says he stole it from someone else.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

The fattest pedophile in all of the land
He owes Quasi101 over 25 grand

 

[guest]

Wannabe Brit fat faggot Pat is back. For those who don't know, the 5th of November is Guy Fawkes' Night in Great Britain. On the 5th of November 1605 there was a failed attempt by a group of Catholic terrorists to blow up Parliament with gun powder and reinstate a Catholic monarch to the throne. Guy Fawkes was the name of the first dissident caught. He was tortured until he gave up his co-conspirators, which he eventually did. They were all hung, drawn and quartered. Since then, Brits get together on the night of November the 5th to watch fireworks displays (symbolic of the explosion that never was) burn an effigy of Guy on a bonfire, eat sausages and drink hot cider. It's the most English "holiday" there is.

There's an old children's nursery rhyme about it, which is what Fat is referring to -

Remember, remember the fifth of November,
Gunpowder treason and plot.
We see no reason
Why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!

Guy Fawkes, guy, t'was his intent
To blow up king and parliament.
Three score barrels were laid below
To prove old England's overthrow.

By God's mercy he was catch'd
With a darkened lantern and burning match.
So, holler boys, holler boys, Let the bells ring.
Holler boys, holler boys, God save the king.

And what shall we do with him?
Burn him!​

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Remember remember that Nikki's a bender & negros will fart in her pie.

Rick tried to be slick, on some lawyer's dick, now owes all to some int'net guy.