Is this really how they fire people in England?

[Cumiace]

Could you explain why you would take somebody's piss? Is there a piss shortage? tsss tsss

 

[guest]

So they didn't punch his hat or rip his lapel flower? What about his umbrella?

I’m sure there will be plenty of that in…

Christmas Carnage! New, from writer Patrick S Tomlinson, comes a tale about nothing you will find remotely interesting, plausible or marketable!

A character beloved for his innocence, optimism, perseverance and goodness is a blunt murderer seeking to avenge the death of a character who we last saw enjoying his life to its fullest, as was the POINTED INTENTION of the revered author who wrote these historically cherished stories!

But that’s right, just like making Han Solo a family abandoning criminal who learned nothing from the original trilogy, and Luke Skywalker a coward who tried to kill his own nephew, we’re going to take everything you loved about Charles Dickens and turn it into a gay cash grab that won’t even sell!


That’s right, for one low price you’ll get:

Shitty writing!

Anachronistic references and phrases that not only don’t fit the time frame but also never went together in the same timeframe in the first place!

Unappealing characters!

Trite plot contrivances we’ve seen over and over again - and from much better writers!

Dull, repetitive scenes with characters you don’t care about doing nothing that interests you!

Typos!

Sentences that are constructed so poorly you have to read them twice! And as a special bonus, even once you figure out what the idiot meant to say, it will only make him seem dumber and the sentence more unnecessarily difficult to navigate!

So act now, operators are standing by!

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

I think we can all agree the UK and the US are both fag countries.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

WWAW with tuppence prudently invested in the Dawes, Tolmes, Mousely, Grubbs Fidelity Fiduciary Bank?

 

[Dog Eater]

WWAW with tuppence prudently invested in the Dawes, Tolmes, Mousely, Grubbs Fidelity Fiduciary Bank?

Imagine pissing away your tuppence on fucking breadcrumbs for flying rats.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

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When I was a boy I was taught that no one is perfect except Jesus and our Blessed Mother. Hearing Mary Poppins describe herself as perfect was somewhat alarming and vaguely blasphemous to me a child.