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I don’t think his car even has blue tooth since it’s so old. That’s standard for safety reasons at this point like back up cameras. The whole “I drive a stick” is so cringe because it’s not hard to do, just nicer to not have it unless you have an actual good sports car, not a hairdresser car.He also has to constantly remind people that it's a stick. I've never seen someone over the age of 23 give a shit about having a manual transmission. My car has in seat coolers that blow cold air on my balls, nigga. Fuck your five speed.
it's a square body and people think it's older than it is
I miss his old one bragging about half-marathons, training for triathlons, and his stable of Mustangs.
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