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Patrick S. Tomlinson authors sci-fi novels and viral tweets. He lives in Milwaukee with his wife and Mustang. He is mostly water and white noise by volume.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Viral tweets? To him that really is the most important thing in the world.

 

[SensibleKeks]

He lives in Milwaukee with his wife

Technical Tomlinson is at it again. While it's true both and Nikki both live in Milwaukee, they each live in different sides of the hovel.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I'm shocked he gave Nikkki higher billing than Susan.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

Viral tweets? To him that really is the most important thing in the world.

How many have actually gone viral?
Ill be generous and give him 10.
that gives him a 0.005% success rate.


Pat hits it out the park yet again child.

 

[fricklefrackle]

He authors viral tweets.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

with his wife and mustang

did he just call Niki a free-roaming horse?

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Still making his whole identity around a V6 Mustang

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’ve never seen someone overcompensate so much. NOBODY CARES you drive a mustang. It’s somehow worse than young rich kids bragging about driving BMW’s and Benz. He’s 42 and thinks he’s the “really cool guy” because he drives a mustang. Look out ladies! Here comes a stud!

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Mmm...correcT the record.

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[SensibleKeks]

A 60 minute autograph session. I hope to God someone is there to take a picture of lonely Pat. Him sitting there next to a stack of unsold books and a forced smile with his hands folded together looking for pity.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Abe Vigoda lives in Canada with his Dodge Ram. See how fucking stupid it is to mention owning an unspectacular vehicle every time you have to talk about who you are? My truck is actually a lot nicer than his faggy car though and people actually compliment it all the time because it's a square body and people think it's older than it is.

 

[JebJoh]

I’ve never seen someone overcompensate so much. NOBODY CARES you drive a mustang. It’s somehow worse than young rich kids bragging about driving BMW’s and Benz. He’s 42 and thinks he’s the “really cool guy” because he drives a mustang. Look out ladies! Here comes a stud!

He’s the last car guy in his generation, you kiddos may not realize this but gen x is the public transportation generation.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

No mention of being a father or having a daughter but Twitter makes the first sentence.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

No mention of being a father or having a daughter but Twitter makes the first sentence.

Proud parent of 2 cats and a lizard.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

No mention of the Triumph?!?!? How is it going to specifically infuriate Harley riders if you never mention it, Fatty Cakes????

 

[Raymond]

Patrick S. Tomlinson is a gay man from Milwaukee.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

No mention of the Triumph?!?!? How is it going to specifically infuriate Harley riders if you never mention it, Fatty Cakes????

What if he had to sell it? That would be great

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I’ve never seen someone overcompensate so much. NOBODY CARES you drive a mustang. It’s somehow worse than young rich kids bragging about driving BMW’s and Benz. He’s 42 and thinks he’s the “really cool guy” because he drives a mustang. Look out ladies! Here comes a stud!

He also has to constantly remind people that it's a stick. I've never seen someone over the age of 23 give a shit about having a manual transmission. My car has in seat coolers that blow cold air on my balls, nigga. Fuck your five speed.

 

[DanFielding]

He’s mostly beer and cholesterol by volume.