Is this a good way to ask a woman out for sushi

[soulbrotherman#1]

These suggestions obviously went horribly, congrats to everyone who took part in not getting a brotherman's dick wet

 

[bantadant]

How do I offer another option? Need to seem strong and confident

Tell her you need her "help" deciding between the sushi place and the other place, and ask which one she would pick. Then you invite her along as a thanks for her "help"

 

[Guest]

FAWK, not looking good

Got mega ghosted

I blame Jenna, Cakehorn was RIGHT!

 

[Guest]

Alright, lesson learned. I’m officially too old and too ugly to hit on anyone in their 20s. This was a good lesson to learn. Busted 30+ year olds only from now on.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Alright, lesson learned. I’m officially too old and too ugly to hit on anyone in their 20s. This was a good lesson to learn. Busted 30+ year olds only from now on.

I don’t remember what advice I gave you but it was probably awful. You’re welcome. Edit:nevermind, Dice impression was great advice.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Alright, lesson learned. I’m officially too old and too ugly to hit on anyone in their 20s. This was a good lesson to learn. Busted 30+ year olds only from now on.

Don’t be a faggot, it’s a numbers game.

Always be closing, funster.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

When I get nervous on dates I just start doing a mediocre Dice impression.

I also go “uhhh, here’s the thing!”

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I also go “uhhh, here’s the thing!”

WWAWD desserts?

 

[Guest]

Don’t be a faggot, it’s a numbers game.

Always be closing, funster.

Honestly brotherman, I think I’m suffering from some Tomlinson-esque levels of self-delusion.

I’ve been more or less off the market for 14 years and I’m still trying to pull the same chicks that I was at 25.

I just can’t stand everyone I meet that’s age appropriate. They bore the fuck out of me, I’d rather be single than be with any of the 35 year olds I’ve met. I need to cast the net wider to find women in their mid 30s that are interested in athletics or outdoor activities beyond “hiking”

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Honestly brotherman, I think I’m suffering from some Tomlinson-esque levels of self-delusion.

I’ve been more or less off the market for 14 years and I’m still trying to pull the same chicks that I was at 25.

I just can’t stand everyone I meet that’s age appropriate. They bore the fuck out of me, I’d rather be single than be with any of the 35 year olds I’ve met. I need to cast the net wider to find women in their mid 30s that are interested in athletics or outdoor activities beyond “hiking”

Just grow up and fuck ugly women like an adult.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Honestly brotherman, I think I’m suffering from some Tomlinson-esque levels of self-delusion.

I’ve been more or less off the market for 14 years and I’m still trying to pull the same chicks that I was at 25.

I just can’t stand everyone I meet that’s age appropriate. They bore the fuck out of me, I’d rather be single than be with any of the 35 year olds I’ve met. I need to cast the net wider to find women in their mid 30s that are interested in athletics or outdoor activities beyond “hiking”

Sure that makes sense but you can’t stop just because you get shot down once. It’s going to happen a lot no matter who you are.

And by the way, I think you made the right choice asking her to something specific. Be decisive, they like that. If they’re interested they will say yes even if they don’t like sushi. They’ll get a salad or something instead.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

You: Wanna play the rape game?
Her: What? No!
You: I see you've played before.

45% of the time, works every time.

 

[Guest]

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[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You: Wanna play the rape game?
Her: What? No!
You: I see you've played before.

45% of the time, works every time.

45% puts you in the hall of fame.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

45% puts you in the hall of fame.

It's put me on a few lists, for sure. I'd have to ask my parole officer what they are exactly.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

1. Quit BJJ.
2. Touch more women.

 

[guest]

Is it a first date? If so why take her out to eat? She could be boring as hell then you're stuck with her for an hour. Take her out for a drink. If she's awful, it's 20 minutes, if she isn't it can go as long as you want. Dinner later.

 

[guest]

Tell her you need her "help" deciding between the sushi place and the other place, and ask which one she would pick. Then you invite her along as a thanks for her "help"

You seem like an experienced well adjusted individual. Please leave.

 

[Guest]

Is it a first date? If so why take her out to eat? She could be boring as hell then you're stuck with her for an hour. Take her out for a drink. If she's awful, it's 20 minutes, if she isn't it can go as long as you want. Dinner later.

Prezzies first?

 

[guest]

Prezzies first?

Of course. Lots of texts from friends and family too.