Is this a good way to ask a woman out for sushi

[Harry Powell]

I have a 4 hour gap Friday between work and a jiu jitsu class, thinking of going with:

“hey (name), wanna get sushi Friday afternoon?” via IG dm

Is this good? Constructive feedback only pls

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Just ask her if you can eat her sushi.

 

[Harry Powell]

Just ask her if you can eat her sushi.

That’s jumping way too many steps ahead. I have this all planned out. First we get sushi. Then Saturday I send her a message “not quite obsessed ” and ask her out again

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

That’s jumping way too many steps ahead. I have this all planned out. First we get sushi. Then Saturday I send her a message “not quite obsessed ” and ask her out again

You're a romantic, maybe even kiss her?

 

[Harry Powell]

You're a romantic, maybe even kiss her?

I can only dream. It’s been a long time brotherman

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I can only dream. It’s been a long time brotherman

Do you even ejaculate fluid at this point, or is it just dust that comes out?

 

[Harry Powell]

Do you even ejaculate fluid at this point, or is it just dust that comes out?

I only pound off like once a week. It seems like gallons. But it no longer blasts across the room now that I’m old. It just overflows like a volcano. Need to start doing kegels.


Fawk! I’m sweating through my work jacket in terror. Need to just send this fucking message.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Are you springing it on her? Have you ever talked to this woman before? Does she know you exist?

 

[johnnynoname]

work and a jiu jitsu class,

this nigga

 

[Papa Goldendick]

In my experience "go on a date with me you fucking whore cunt" works well, or something to that effect

 

[SensibleKeks]

If you really want to impress her, show off your karate moves.

 

[johnnynoname]

Constructive feedback only pls

btw how did this work out?

 

[guest]

btw how did this work out?

Take her out to Johnny’s where you’ll get a comedic waiter

 

[bantadant]

Do you know if she likes sushi? Maybe give her another option too just in case she doesn't. Wherever you end up going pick up the check for both of you and then if she offers you money for it hit her with "you can pay next time" to subtly imply a second date

 

[Harry Powell]

Are you springing it on her? Have you ever talked to this woman before? Does she know you exist?

Briefly a couple times. She hearted my previous message on Instagram so I think that’s a go ahead

 

[Harry Powell]

Do you know if she likes sushi? Maybe give her another option too just in case she doesn't. Wherever you end up going pick up the check for both of you and then if she offers you money for it hit her with "you can pay next time" to subtly imply a second date

How do I offer another option? Need to seem strong and confident

 

[guest]

How do I offer another option? Need to seem strong and confident

Go bowling or play pool. At least you can see her ass or tits

 

[Harry Powell]

Go bowling or play pool. At least you can see her ass or tits

I don’t think I can fit that in my window of time.

Okay I’m gonna send the message. TY everyone for the positive vibes. Sooooo fucking terrified

 

[guest]

I don’t think I can fit that in my window of time.

Okay I’m gonna send the message. TY everyone for the positive vibes. Sooooo fucking terrified

Good luck brothermen, I hope it gets your dick wet eventually.

 

[Jenna]

How do I offer another option? Need to seem strong and confident

I'd start with bringing up sushi out of the blue to get her feelings on it, maybe express that you're craving some sushi. If she's receptive to the idea, then ask her out. If she hates sushi, pivot to haha so what food are you craving.