Is there a problem at the half house?

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Memba when that skank was carrying a black trans lives kike sign? Same woodchipper as Patso.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Memba when that skank was carrying a black trans lives kike sign? Same woodchipper as Patso.

That whole Black Trans Lives Matter had an incredibly hilarious short run. Turned out Black trans people weren’t being killed by police but by other black people. They really tried to make it a thing but once it became known it was another black on black crime statistic it quickly disappeared from the news. Oopsie Doodles!

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

He also adopted Kurt Eichenwalds schtick

Why can't he adopt Kurt Cobains instead.

 

[guest]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Niki, her mom and sister, Tommy, Raven, and Pennyeater Kyle stage an intervention for fat drunk Patrick.

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[guest]

Pat will rekindle the flame of romance by getting her a book then fucking in the backseat at a stadium. L'amour.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Pat will rekindle the flame of romance by getting her a book then fucking in the backseat at a stadium. L'amour.

No doubt his performance will be underwhelming like his writing skills

 

[Midian9876]

Bullshit. I’m sure he’s got 6 figure royalty checks rolling in each month from the mega hit, ‘In the Black’.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I bet he recently got some bad news back from that script editor too. Piggy was pinning his hopes on a dramatic foray into Hollywood writing, turns out he's a Wisconsin rube who can't write to save his life.

 

[Harry Powell]

A reminder to Pat the day you decide to do a call in show is the day you can get twenty bucks a month from me

I would pay $20/mo to be able to call in and tell him he’s a fat faggot once a week.m, absolutely

 

[Harry Powell]

I want nothing more than to know his world is falling apart around him. I really hope he got hit with a come-to-jesus meeting from the Robinsons about growing the fuck up finally. I just want that fat fucking liar strapped to a chair Clockwork Orange style and forced to endure hours of condescending lectures about what an utter and complete failure he is. I want that ego that he carefully propped up to be continually dashed over and over again until it breaks him.

This would actually be the best possible thing that could ever happen to him. He can’t see that his ego has him stuck.

 

[Will Tate]

Pat will rekindle the flame of romance by getting her a book then fucking in the backseat at a stadium. L'amour.

"I know you always wanted to read Good Omens, and it's opening night for the Bucks, Susan's right over there...."

 

[Opesterino]

It has to be just a matter of time before Thiki tosses the pig out. Fat fucking slob he is.

 

[guest]

I would pay $20/mo to be able to call in and tell him he’s a fat faggot once a week.m, absolutely

You can literally do that right now for free

 

[AntSucks]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when Niki, her mom and sister, Tommy, Raven, and Pennyeater Kyle stage an intervention for fat drunk Patrick.

Never gonna happen. They're white trash and white trash always acts like other people are the problem. Imagine someone in that household saying "You have to take responsibility for..."?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Never gonna happen. They're white trash and white trash always acts like other people are the problem. Imagine someone in that household saying "You have to take responsibility for..."?

I would think Niki’s family would stage an intervention for her to get away from Pat but it seems her family knows she’s a mess.

 

[JayFirebrand2]

Someone probably politely suggested getting a job. Due to his debt incurred whether it be his own money or someone else’s. I doubt his wife doesn’t look at his tweets so she’d see this sperg out and hopefully realize he’s a man child. Then divorce him and find that perfect short haircut, flannel wearing sweetheart for herself. Or if she is capable of not reading this retardation every day. Good for her. She’s better than all of us.

His wife is an idiot. She has an SEO company but no social media herself. Her company pages have almost no following either. Weird field to choose as your profession if social media isn't your "thing".

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I do find it hilarious that Fat Pat is raging that he should be getting paid for his political insights lately. Few problems about that -

All article-based sites and periodicals are floundering. Print is all but dead, and there's simply too many sites that are all repeating the same shit for any of them to stand out. Combine this with the Charmless Child's inability to conjure up any original takes or insights on practically anything, and it's a small wonder that nobody is looking to give him a platform. Practically all he can do is microwave other people's takes and present them as his own, and there's enough of that out there all ready.

This leaves visual mediums, such as news networks, YouTube, or TikTok. Putting it mildly, he is physically repellent, to the point that Z-level Sci fi channel had to practically obscure him in shadows just to make him look presentable. TikTok is primarily for Zoomers, and a middle aged fat man with a unsightly countenance giving Boomer-level takes would just make him come across as creepy. He tried YouTube, and we all ready know how that ended for him.

Plus, he is incapable of backing up his statements (because again, they aren't coming from a place of conviction; rather, they are copied and pasted and presented as his own). Anytime anyone challenges his viewpoints, he either insults them, threatens them, blocks them, or runs to the admins / mods like the bootlicker he is to report them.

An inability to calmly and concisely form a rebuttal in a debate without melting down does not a pundit make.

Seethe and cope, Ass Dimples.

 

[AntSucks]

I do find it hilarious that Fat Pat is raging that he should be getting paid for his political insights lately. Few problems about that -

Hilariously the only time he could have made money for his political inshite was when Trump was in office. The market has dried up. There have been massive layoffs in clickbait. Buzzfeed, Huff Post, Vice, Medium have all made major layoffs in the past few months.

 

[kingship75]

I would pay $20/mo to be able to call in and tell him he’s a fat faggot once a week.m, absolutely

Thank you for your call, little one.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Hilariously the only time he could have made money for his political inshite was when Trump was in office. The market has dried up. There have been massive layoffs in clickbait. Buzzfeed, Huff Post, Vice, Medium have all made major layoffs in the past few months.

Plus he's a heterosexual white male, so by his own logic, he's part of the problem. The world of punditry would be better serviced by paying an overweight, crippled, midget, black amputee trans woman lesbian with crippling depression for their insights.