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Lol he's not lying!
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Is public school child abuse?
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I remember teachers taping kids mouths shut a few times.
Shit was warranted though.
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You really wanna hit them, almost constantly. It takes a lot of effort not to. But It's a pretty okay job.
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I never get people who complain being paid too little for being teachers. Youre just being paid for being a parent for 8 hours. My mom did that for free.
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My cousin's ex is a teacher. She was pregnant and she was very obviously showing. I think the kid was 10lbs at the end so her bump was huge. Some kid tried attacking her. She had to continue teaching him afterwards.
I don't understand any adult who has been to school thinking "yeah I wanna spend my life here and on the other end of the shit kids do"
I don't understand any adult who has been to school thinking "yeah I wanna spend my life here and on the other end of the shit kids do"
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It always seems to be “that” type of person. The “I’m smarter than you” crowd.
Also gym teachers are worthless faggots.
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A lot of my friends are teachers. I am baffled. I get the women being primary school teachers to a degree but older than that? No chance
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Anthnee was correct. They’re all red faced jocks who failed in life. They all have a story about how they were gonna go pro until (insert injury here) happened. Like if Lebron sprained his ankle in middle school he wouldn’t be in the NBA.
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When I was in high school we had one of our classmates dad come in to our math class (I forget which one) and tell us about his successful career in finance / wealth management. He said he first wanted to be a gym teacher but quickly changed his major and he’s thankful he did. Pretty much told the whole class don’t go into teaching - especially gym - because you won’t make good money and gym teachers are tools. I don’t think they asked him back to talk to the students.
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Do they do it for free? (Just some light internet humor for ya)
Or, even better, collapse into permanent immobility because they can't hack it in life.
I'm retarded, I think I only figured out how the world worked after high school.
My third grade teacher got cummed inside and fucked off for like a month of the year. How useful is your job if you can just fuck off like that?
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I don't know what that means either but I'd be deeply offended. Coming from a 6 year old they probably said it to be shitty lol. My best friend's kid is my bud but when she was around that age I've never had someone actually hurt my feelings more often. I definitely have said "little fuckin bitch" with a shakey voice while driving home.
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There was some old fat fuck substitute teacher who'd come around my school and he was famous for hitting kids with his cane. One time I sneezed during a test and he crumpled mine up and threw it out. I lost it. When my teacher got back he basically said the guy's an asshole who thinks it's still the 60s and let me write the test again.
One time he wrote the word BOONDOGGLER on the board and went on a long rant about how we were nothing but a bunch if boondogglers and that's all we'd ever be. Just screwing around, boondoggling. It's the only time I've ever heard that word used and I'll never forget it. It was hilarious.
When I got to highschool he subbed there too and one day he was walking down a ramp and my football coach's son kicked his cane out and he ate shit hard. That was pretty fucked up.
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We had this sub named mr. Breezy. He no joke sued cover girl for their easy breezy line thinking it made his daughters sound like whores. Dude got fucked with then any sub i can remember. Ms. Friday had big tits so she was cool.
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We had one little dork of a substitute teacher that was so bad the others teachers would goof on him / talk shit about him to the students. He was like 5 foot 3 and obviously was bullied all his life so he became a teacher to get back at everyone who fucked with him. Didn’t work and they stopped using him because all the teachers complained he was worthless.
He was the type to threaten to suspend students for talking while everybody knew he didn’t have the power to do anything close to that. Anytime a teacher was out they would ask who covered and we would tell them this dorks name and they would always respond “great, so nothing got done”
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We had a pakistani student teacher one yead. He was supper white washed like 3rd generation american. His name was lik camhel or some shit so we just called him mr. Camel the whole semester.
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I think parents who home schooled in the 90s didn't understand the importance of the social aspect of school.
I think today's parents who home school do.
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Anyone else remember the school day (vuurry early 1980s for me) the teacher decided we would spend the hour watching the black and white 1959 version of Diary Of Anne Frank to learn a valuable pro kike commie life lesson and yet, at least for myself, even at that really young age got excited when the SS stormtroopers kicked the door open and started searching for the kikes!?
As far as I can recall, that's where my SS infatuation started! Thanks public school system and whoever the fuck that cunt teacher was
! At least that was a productive hour of class that day. 
As far as I can recall, that's where my SS infatuation started! Thanks public school system and whoever the fuck that cunt teacher was
! At least that was a productive hour of class that day.
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Does anyone know if they still do that awful D.A.R.E. Program in schools? I remember it in the 90s and it just made everyone want to try all these fantastic drugs they told us all about. They made us learn some dumb song and I feel like I read something about how it was a giant waste of government money.
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I remember my gym teacher was a fat bald guy in his 40's, he was the OC on the football team so the oppurtunistic faggots on the team would all jerk him off about how good a player he used to be! But get this, he hurt his knee! Guy used to walk around the cafeteria pointing at people yelling "yo!" and do things like put his leg on a chair at the lunch table with all the hot girls and yap it up. The other gym teacher was a fat red head who would follow this guy around and try to be like him.