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Is Pat blaming his publisher for his lack of success?
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Technicality Tomlinson strikes again. He said "Professional Author".According to him, 2021 is his 6-year anniversary as an author. Let's see what Pat's website said over 10 years ago:
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Weird. It's almost as though he's always been a complete fraud.
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I have always been an author, little one. I have published more books than you can ever contemplate, child.
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This, combined with him putting out fewer inane tweets, shows he is understanding he wasted the last few healthy years he has left on Twitter. However, instead of using his new found insight to reflect on his own behavior, he as a typical pigman, blames others for his failures.
Fake it til you make it. Piggy just hasn't gotten to the second part yet.
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You just know that the NYT tweet triggered him. And he so transparently had to respond to it.
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I wouldnt put it past pat to secretly vote for trump this next round just so he has another 4 years of pearl clutching.
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If he wasn't such a lazy tub of shit he wouldn't need a publisher to begin with. Publishers are the literary equivalent to record labels now. All the tools an artist needs to promote their product, cultivate their audience, and sell to them directly are all readily available to them through the internet.
No publisher means one less niggas hand in your pocket when it's check time. No publisher means no faggots in your ear about this content or that word or that character or representation. Not that Rick would know or give a fuck about creative autonomy.
Also, it's so funny how he blames his political tweets on the failures of his marketing tweets. Meanwhile, between every tweet, there's 50 "cyberatalker account. Report and block." Tweets. Stupid fucking pig, I'm glad your career is in the shitter. No motivation or ambition having faggot. You invest all that time to write your horseshit book and then your publisher, the people you give half your shit to so you can have two copies of your drivel on the shelves at Barnes and noble, put a horrible clip art gettyimages cover on it. Invest in yourself you fucking moron. Get a good artist to make you a unique cover. But that'd require effort and money. So Rick will take his $5,000 advance and think he's hit the lotto when he owns nothing and will make nothing. He's so fat at this.
No publisher means one less niggas hand in your pocket when it's check time. No publisher means no faggots in your ear about this content or that word or that character or representation. Not that Rick would know or give a fuck about creative autonomy.
Also, it's so funny how he blames his political tweets on the failures of his marketing tweets. Meanwhile, between every tweet, there's 50 "cyberatalker account. Report and block." Tweets. Stupid fucking pig, I'm glad your career is in the shitter. No motivation or ambition having faggot. You invest all that time to write your horseshit book and then your publisher, the people you give half your shit to so you can have two copies of your drivel on the shelves at Barnes and noble, put a horrible clip art gettyimages cover on it. Invest in yourself you fucking moron. Get a good artist to make you a unique cover. But that'd require effort and money. So Rick will take his $5,000 advance and think he's hit the lotto when he owns nothing and will make nothing. He's so fat at this.
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Pat has proven he cant even self promote. Out of the thousands of tweets a year he posts. Maybe 20 are about selling a book.
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Also: He's not a good writer and is grossly overweight.
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I would argue that publishers and labels are now more like glorified curators than they ever have been. If you want to be prudent in your career; then one would get with a good publisher/label, build up a name, then cut them loose and take the organic audience with you, as you head into self-publishing. If it clicks and becomes way more successful than it ever was in the past, then the publishers/labels have to come TO YOU, and hit you with a sweet fucking plumb of an offer; something that you wouldn't be able to get on your own (see: Joe Rogan).
But Patrick isn't talented, is overweight, and abused Adrienne when he was with her.
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Rosie O'Donnell used to tell people that before she made it she ran up thousands of dollars in credit card debt because having to pay it off would “force her” to succeed. Pat seems to have gotten the premise down but is really taking his time with the second part.
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"Prevue" lol. He meant to say "purview." That's not a simple type-o or slip up, that's a community college dropout using the obscure spelling of a completely different word in the place of a word he's heard someone else use but doesn't know how to spell. He's too arrogant and lazy to even look it up.
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In Israel or an oven
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He’s such a literal retard. If my whole life was based on pretending I’m an important, super-smart author I’d at least make sure I knew which words I was using and how to spell them. Even if he spelled it correctly it doesn’t really work the way he wants. Such a dunce. So fat.
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Paint?? Do you mean design, mongoloid? Who the fuck "paints" cover art?
Except for the fact that tons of authors do that. In fact I'd say the majority of audiobooks I've gotten have been read by the author.
Would you get a six figure advance self-publishing? Didn't think so, oinker. Also you know somebody as egotistical as him loves being able to tell people he has a publisher.
The original tweet he's arguing against isn't even saying that publishers want their writers to do all their own marketing either; just that Twitter numbers don't necessarily translate to book sales, which I'm sure piggy's publisher has discovered with him and why he's so sore about the subject.
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That’s fucking hilarious. I didn’t even pick up on how pants-shittingly retarded that statement is.
Paint?? Do you mean design, mongoloid? Who the fuck "paints" cover art?
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He probably thinks they "paint" each individual book cover. Mongoloid.
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He also mentions typesetting the book, which is such a trivial task these days. You can just use LaTeX.
Paint?? Do you mean design, mongoloid? Who the fuck "paints" cover art?
Except for the fact that tons of authors do that. In fact I'd say the majority of audiobooks I've gotten have been read by the author.
Would you get a six figure advance self-publishing? Didn't think so, oinker. Also you know somebody as egotistical as him loves being able to tell people he has a publisher.
The original tweet he's arguing against isn't even saying that publishers want their writers to do all their own marketing either; just that Twitter numbers don't necessarily translate to book sales, which I'm sure piggy's publisher has discovered with him and why he's so sore about the subject.
