Is Josiah available ?

[Slackjawed Cow]

The pig is drunk on attention, he will milk this for everything he can because he’s so starved for any attention at 41. Media types? He went on a joke of a podcast and made a fool of himself and ruined the term “survivor” since he made it clear he’s a big fat cry bully. Still going? Majority of his tweets related to this was him calling people stlakers and children for goofing on him.

He is going to retweet this a couple times a week until nobody cares anymore. then he will still bring it up when he is starving for attention for years.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Let's get him on Jim and Sam.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He is going to retweet this a couple times a week until nobody cares anymore. then he will still bring it up when he is starving for attention for years.

Exactly, it’s like how he sticks his snout anytime abortion is in the news and reminds everyone he’s the abortion tweet guy. Anytime a “cyberstalking” story will come up he will go LOOK AT ME! IM A VICTIM TOO! IM AVAILABLE FOR INTERVIEWS! PLEASE TALK TO ME!

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

"Hello Mr. Tomlinson. This is Sal Ammy from Time Magazine. We want to make you person of the year for 2022 for your bravery against terrible nazi cyberstlakers. We've made the decision very early in the year because we don't see how anyone could possibly compete with you."

He'd probably buy it.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

He is going to retweet this a couple times a week until nobody cares anymore. then he will still bring it up when he is starving for attention for years.

That's the only kind of starving he ever does.

 

[MonsterSteve]

His story would not include any evidence though. Only made up fairytales.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His story would not include any evidence though. Only made up fairytales.

His evidence is his claim that he’s never told a lie in his entire life so you must believe everything he says without question. Even when people on twitter asked to see his evidence he gave them the “no child” response.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I actually hope a real media outlet does a piece. I can't wait to email the reporter with all the rape tweets that Pat has shat out over the years.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Release the call pig he said he'd kill me twice

I lied about my life you fucking moron. Patrick is in bed with William Maze Esq now but please don't bother him:

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ALSO DO NOT TELL HIM HE HAS A FAT WIFE

 

[peckafacce]

I actually hope a real media outlet does a piece. I can't wait to email the reporter with all the rape tweets that Pat has shat out over the years.

Rape threats, death threats, just all around shitty behavior. The second any real urnilist looks into they will tell him to pound sand.

 

[ChildlessHambino]

Geraldo should interview him about the Lappening scandal.

 

[guest]

"hit me up"

Kendall Roy talks less like a douchebag

 

[N64 Cube]

In other words he has nothing else going on his life and needs to beg for attention. He can’t get any attention or recognition from his writing so he has to resort to playing the victim just to get it

more importantly, Pat is fat!

(Thank you to @CarolMaxheinie for pointing out I failed to mention this)

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

In other words he has nothing else going on his life and needs to beg for attention. He can’t get any attention or recognition from his writing so he has to resort to playing the victim just to get it

Well put, but you could have also mentioned his obesity.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Fucking gross. He should be unfollowed. Such a fucking fame whore

 

[AntSucks]

He's just using the twitter "impressions" analytics.



He's not doing any nuanced analytics. This includes bots as well. So google and every other seo bot that exists counts. Its all web traffic. This sit gets 22 million non unique hits a month, but thats a useless metric it garbage. Its "top of the funnel" which is only useful in marketing analytics when you create marketing funnels.

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Wow, 22 million requests.

 

[Stent]

Niki did not science the heck out of his data.

 

[Phish]

18 likes.

You got more ribs on your post haha

 

[NoBacon]

I have a friend who used to work for a major news network and still has his email address for it (a shocking lack of opsec for them) - it’s tempting to utilise it but it’s obviously under his real name and I’d be doxed immediately. Would be funny though.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

How many of the other kiwi farms lolcows have gotten media coverage for being trolled, Pat? Only Chris Chan for fucking his mom.