Is it true they’re rebooting American Psycho and considering an Indian as lead?

[Mass.gov]

• Patel: New street to shit on. What do you think?
• Craig McDermott: Whoa-ho. Very nice. Look at that.
• Patrick Bateman: Picked them up from the printer's yesterday.
• David Van Patten: Good coloring.
• Patrick Bateman: That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.
• David Van Patten: It's very cool, Bateman, but that's nothing. Look at this.
• Timothy Bryce: That is really nice.
• David Van Patten: Eggshell with Romalian type. What do you think?
• Patrick Bateman: Nice.
• Timothy Bryce: Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
• Patrick Bateman: [Thinking] I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine.
• Timothy Bryce: But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet. Raised lettering, pale nimbus. White.
• Patrick Bateman: Impressive. Very nice.
• David Van Patten: Hmm.
• Patrick Bateman: Let's see Paul Allen's card.
• Patrick Bateman: [Thinking] Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.
• Luis Carruthers: Is something wrong, Patrick? You're sweating.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Shut up, queer.

Did you guys hear Opie is gonna be playing Patrick Bateman? I saw it on social media (here) so it must be true

 

[Confused White Kid]

• Patel: New street to shit on. What do you think?
• Craig McDermott: Whoa-ho. Very nice. Look at that.
• Patrick Bateman: Picked them up from the printer's yesterday.
• David Van Patten: Good coloring.
• Patrick Bateman: That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.
• David Van Patten: It's very cool, Bateman, but that's nothing. Look at this.
• Timothy Bryce: That is really nice.
• David Van Patten: Eggshell with Romalian type. What do you think?
• Patrick Bateman: Nice.
• Timothy Bryce: Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
• Patrick Bateman: [Thinking] I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine.
• Timothy Bryce: But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet. Raised lettering, pale nimbus. White.
• Patrick Bateman: Impressive. Very nice.
• David Van Patten: Hmm.
• Patrick Bateman: Let's see Paul Allen's card.
• Patrick Bateman: [Thinking] Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.
• Luis Carruthers: Is something wrong, Patrick? You're sweating.

No engagement. Nice post, pedophile.

 

[Brooke Shields]

This sucks. I can't think of anything for the stomach crunches "I can do 1000 now" line, but I take that as a good thing cause I don't know what the fuck indians do

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

There's probably a Bollywood version already. I saw one on YouTube that was a remake of Misery, except the protagonist was a TV show writer because they couldn't conceive of people reading novels I guess. Fat Indian Annie does a song and dance number out of nowhere.

 

[LiberalPussy]

There's probably a Bollywood version already. I saw one on YouTube that was a remake of Misery, except the protagonist was a TV show writer because they couldn't conceive of people reading novels I guess. Fat Indian Annie does a song and dance number out of nowhere.

I might need to check this shit out. Name? If you can remember their awful tongue.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I might need to check this shit out. Name? If you can remember their awful tongue.

Yeah it was this

 

[LiberalPussy]

Yeah it was this

Thanks brother man

 

[aRTie02150]

Disgusting country full of rapists.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

This sucks. I can't think of anything for the stomach crunches "I can do 1000 now" line, but I take that as a good thing cause I don't know what the fuck indians do

I can rape 1000 now.

 

[NigelCumia]

They made an art house movie where the joker gets raped by the shillelagh guy from Gangs of New York and y'all bitched it wasn't the same thing again and it lost millions. This is why this shit keeps happening.

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

If they remade it set in Mumbai with some hotshot Indian tech millionaire killing Indian women, it would probably be really good.

But they won’t, because they’ll have to actually think and write that.

 

[alkiefuck2]

You like Ravi Shankar and the poos?
abooo

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I haven't read the book but the movie watched pretty good.

The Indian -American wife of the guy’s master or whatever was pretty fawkin hot

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Try getting a reservation at Maharaja now, you fucking bastard!

 

[CuntFucker .]

Patrick Rapeman

That's all I've got

 

[Cuphead]

The director is a gay pedo

 

[Cartoon Redux]

The director is a gay pedo

Aren't they all?

 

[Sue Lightning]

The director is a gay pedo

…Do you know who wrote the book? Lol

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

There's probably a Bollywood version already. I saw one on YouTube that was a remake of Misery, except the protagonist was a TV show writer because they couldn't conceive of people reading novels I guess. Fat Indian Annie does a song and dance number out of nowhere.

They made an Indian version of IT. Not sure how since the creature lives in the sewers. Though them gang raping Beverly makes more sense