Is Gwyneth Paltrow attractive?

[guest]

Reminder: Gwenyth Paltrow sold a candle that was supposed to smell like her twat.

Dirty bitch.

 

[Feehan's Fart Box]

Not being a fat-ass immediately puts her into the above average category. No visible shitty tattoos bumps her up another point. It's not that she's particularly attractive, it's that the basic standard has been lowered.

Yes, @Stent I like them skinny too.

 

[guest]

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Yes, @Stent I like them skinny too.

Am i out of line to suggest she might eat a sandwich or two?

 

[Stent]

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Yes, @Stent I like them skinny too.

Nice AAAAAAIIIIIIDDDDSSSSS, stupid.

She should show her holes like that avocado guy does. If you're gonna die as a freakshow you might as well not hold back.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Why is she everywhere now?

Did I miss something? How is she “everywhere”?

The last time I paid any attention to this glum cunt was when the first iron man movie came out and wasn’t that like 15 years ago at this point?

 

[Dennyislife]

She's a real life ten but in terms of hottest women in the world? A 7.

 

[guest]

Pretty in the 90s, but never sexy.

 

[guest]

I will watch a shit movie like Leprechaun for her body, but she did have quite the manly jaw.

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That’s a man by the way
And No, child, im not sand nigger child lol.

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[DiarrheaDick]

Bitch got no earlobes.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

She doesnt immediately come to mind when I think about hot actresses, but if she worked at the bar down the street I'd give her a TWO DOLLAR TIP for each beer she served. Might even kiss her.

 

[Dog Eater]

I just don't see it and I don't know why people are supposed to pretend is.

Why is she everywhere now?

No

 

[DanFielding]

She’s pretty but not sexy.

 

[Dog Eater]

She should show her holes

Funny story, she often does by accident because the children’s underwear she wears are too big for her and fall to the side.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I thought she was pretty attractive in her day. The one I never got the hype about was Jennifer Aniston. Like even prime 90's era.

I would have taken Lisa Kudrow over the other two from that dumb show.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

no

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Hot take: I never found any of the actresses mentioned in this thread to be "sexy", and my cyberstlaker friends who did were either nuts or were screwing with me.

If you want actual sexy actresses, you have to look beyond what women's magazines, and gay male magazines (like GQ), try to sell you. Pretty easy if you're heterosexual.

Other than the ladies in the Alliance, the only other sexy Hollywood actresses I can think of are Shannon Elizabeth, Jessica Alba, and old school Angelina Jolie (back when she was getting her backdoors smashed in by ol' Billy Boy Thornton). Those three look like they can take a good shag. Gwyneth Paltrow looks boring as fuck. Fucking her would feel so pointless, like there's no reward because there's no battle - her waify skinny body doesn't put up with any resistance, it just caves in. I need curves and feistiness with my bitches.

 

[guest]

I would have taken Lisa Kudrow over the other two from that dumb show.

Yeah, she kinda wins by default

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Am i out of line to suggest she might eat a sandwich or two?

Shes already a fat pig.

 

[HH Brother]

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Yes, @Stent I like them skinny too.

She's getting fat again, funster. Shame.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I never found Drew Barrymore particularly attractive except in Wayne's World 2. She's also fucking nuts now. She has a talk show and she's nauseatingly positive and enthusiastic like she has to be or the jews will shock her remotely.

I remember reading a thing Nikki Sixx wrote trashing the movie Rockstar and he went off on a pretty hilarious rant about how Jennifer Aniston is ugly and looks like a guy.