Is collecting Funko pops really that bad?

[UnPRePared]

My lady Gosia is a dancer and a model.

I'd still dump her if she bought me even one of those things.

But hey, you do you. At least you have something to play with while she's getting a train run on her.

 

[stealthygeek]

Nice Neil Gaiman-based foundation to your relationship, stupid. You're basically Fatrick now.

EDIT: You're actually the Niki in this scenario since you're on the receiving end of the romantic Neil Gaiman gift (and in all likelihood a rough pegging as well). Also makes sense that the chick with the luscious beefers would take on the Fatrick role.

 

[guest]

Nice Neil Gaiman-based foundation to your relationship, stupid. You're basically Fatrick now.

EDIT: You're actually the Niki in this scenario since you're on the receiving end of the romantic Neil Gaiman gift (and in all likelihood a rough pegging as well). Also makes sense that the chick with the luscious beefers would take on the Fatrick role.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Which one is your favourite? Is it Mr Wednesday or mad weeny

 

[peckafacce]

Are you collecting them or did she just buy you a couple because you like the property they are represeting?

 

[Mc.Faggot]

my ex bought me some gay shit once and i let her know how much i hated it and she cried

i still regret not just going “wow babe, so cool” and eating her twat

 

[guest]

Are you collecting them or did she just buy you a couple because you like the property they are represeting?

No, I definitely don't collect them. Just thought it was funny that she bought them for me.

 

[bumbum8]

Do they do anything? Like, do they say a catchphrase? Can they be filled with illicit drugs or be smoked out of?

She really did just inconvenience you as thanks for manual labor. I guess keep them out until you break it off and then you'll know what's first to go in the trash.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

If by "bad" you mean "gay" then yes.

 

[Stent]

An ex from years ago bought me a book of inspirational quotes. I've never opened it but just seeing the cover brings me laughter at the thought of how meaningful she thought it was. Another girl gave me a stone when we were on some trip. Not one that is colorful or unique. A smooth grey stone that she thought had some kind of special significance. Women are gay.

 

[UnPRePared]

To make a point here -

That's a gift I got once, an old J.R. Ewing statue. Why? Because Dallas was my favorite show. I have it out displayed for three reasons:

1. It's a statue, ergo it's meant to be displayed

2. It's not shit plastic-in-a-box that a Chinese kid stamped out (it's porcelain painted instead, child)

3. It looks remotely human and not like a Big Head-mode Anime character a thirteen year old girl would put in their locker


I say this in the nicest way possible: your woman lacks class. Now if that means wild sex in sacrifice of low morals, go ahead. But if you marry her, you have a lifetime of Barbie Doll conventions and fabric store weekend trips ahead of you.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Your girl getting you something is whatever. Women are stupid and the only acceptable consumer. It’s disgraceful when men do it. They’re supposed to be better. So, put it somewhere where she’ll like it and give her 0 hints that you like it. Do the bare minimum. She’ll learn. Or just hit her. I’m not here to give relationship advice.